We’ve all heard the never-ending cascade of Jeff Foxworthy You-Might-Be-A-Red-Neck jokes, but have you ever considered the possibility that you Might Be A Blue Neck?
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK
…Instead of referring to two or more people as “Y’all,” you call them “you guys,” even if both of them are women.
…You think barbecue is a verb meaning “to cook outside.”
…You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.
…You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts, not road kill, Dummy!)
…You don’t have any problems pronouncing “Worcestershire sauce” correctly.
…For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.
…You don’t know what a moon pie is. You have probably never watched a moon pie in a microwave.
There’s more at the link and I’m proud to say that based on that list I’m most definitely a Blue Neck, though I do recognize some things such as what a Moon Pie is because I come from a long line of Red Necks.