It’s a funny pun, but the Lip-o-suction toothpaste tube squeezer is just to suggestive to my admittedly dirty mind for me to be able to use it. Not because I’m offended about it, but because it would make it impossible to keep my mind focused on brushing my teeth and I’d end up with a tragic toothbrush-up-my-nose injury or something. Ad copy from the website:
Hate squeezing that last bit of toothpaste? Not to worry, our Lip-o-suction Toothpaste Squeezer will squeeze out every last bit of toothpaste for you. Sold as pairs. Please note that these are suitable for tubes of 2 1/2” maximum width.
I can see some overly prudish types having to hide these from the kids. Link found via Boing Boing.