Not that I can blame him what with the crappy jobs he’s getting these days:
Family members said 16-month-old Miranda Boll’s new book, “Potty Time With Elmo,” was supposed to teach an interactive lesson using voice commands.
However, when the book’s buttons are pressed, it reportedly says something it is not supposed to—“who wants to die?”
I don’t know about you guys, but I find the idea of a book titled Potty Time With Elmo to be pretty damn disturbing regardless of whatever the hell Elmo happens to say in it. There’s just something weird about having a puppet teach your kids how to take care of business in the bathroom.
And I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that I laughed out loud when I first read this news item. It just appeals to my dark sense of humor.