Dumb ass counterfeiters send printer jammed with fake bills out for repair.

Technology has made things so much easier that even the dumb asses can get involved in crimes that used to take a lot of specialized skills to pull off. Crimes like counterfeiting which you can get into with little more than a reasonably priced printer and computer and a little time on your hands. Of course, if you’re a dumb ass it also makes it easier on the police tracking your dumb ass down when you do something particularly stupid. Something like the following:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio said ring members would purchase large-ticket items at Wal-Mart using fake $50 and $100 bills. The cashiers, two of whom were later arrested in the scheme, accepted the fake money as payment. The buyers would then go to another Wal-Mart and return the items for cash.

Authorities wouldn’t disclose exactly how the investigation began.

However, investigators did say an Avondale couple arrested in the scheme tripped up when they sent a printer, which was jammed with counterfeit bills, out for repair.

That’s kinda like committing murder by running someone over with your car and then sending your car into the shop for repairs because the body has gotten wedged into the front suspension and makes turning difficult. Come to think of it I expect we’ll see a news story along those lines before too much longer.

5 thoughts on “Dumb ass counterfeiters send printer jammed with fake bills out for repair.

  1. People point to Walmart and cry “anti-union”.
    Unions enable disfavored people to live satisfactorly without addressing their disfavor. This way their family’s problems are never resolved. Without the union they would have to accept the heirarchy, their own inferiority.
    Unions serve to empower.
    Walmart is anti-union because they are good. They try to help people address and resolve their problems by creating an enviornment where there are fewer hurdles. 

    Media ridicule and lawsuits are creations to reinforce people’s belief that Walmart is evil in a subsegment of the industry dominated by the middle and lower classes.
    Low-cost disfavored Chinese labor is utilized by corporate america to maximize margins.  They all do it.  Only WalMart gets fingered because they are the ones who help, and those who seek to create confusion in the marketplace want to eliminate the vast middle class who have a real chance and instead stick with lower classes who may not work otherwise. So they dirty him up while allowing the others to appear clean.

    The coining of the term “Uncle Sam” was a clue alluding to just this::Sam Walton’s WalMart is one of few saviors of the peasant class.

  2. What the hell does that have to do with the subject matter of this entry? Other than the fact that the idiots involved in this story happened to work at Wal-Mart there’s nothing tyeing your comment, Uncle Sam, to what the entry was about.

  3. How much did wal-mart pay you to publish this ridiculous misinformation?  “The savior of the peasant class?”  Indeed.  Turn off Fox “news” and pick up a book and maybe you’ll see that Wal-Mart destroys jobs and supports slave-labor conditions abroad.  Cheers, doofus.

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