[To be approved by Our Gracious and Holy Pope Brock the First in the next step of making Gayism a true religion]
- Everyone is gay inside, some are less gay than others
- At least once in your life, you must make a pilgrimage to San Francisco
- At least once you must decorate someone’s house
- You should listen to popular gay music, like All the Girls Love Alice and Alladin Sane
- We are all children of Adam and Steve, always remember that!