This is firm proof that there is no God. They’re going to make a Smurfs film trilogy.
Paramount Pictures has acquired the film rights to the Smurfs. Jordan Kerner and Nickelodeon Movies will produce a 3D cgi feature film based on the characters.
They are planning on making a trilogy and hope to have the first film out in 2008—the 50th anniversary of the Smurfs, which started as a Belgian comic script in 1958.
My buddy Bob is going to harass the hell out of me over this one as I hate the Smurfs with a passion that has to be seen to be believed. I must say that I’m stunned to find out the little blue bastards have been around since 1958. Why oh why won’t they just die?!?