LOOK AT ME!

Look at me! I’m so hot. I’m the shizznit.
Look at me! I’m cheeky, sassy, brassy and disdainful. Look, look, look at me!

I’m sniffy, snippy, snooty and snotty. Look at me!

Ha ha, I am seriously all that.

I’m biggity, spunky, a saucy monkey: A know-it-all who’s genial. I’m indomitable and lovable and full of myself. Wouldn’t you be? Look at my smile! Look at the confidence I exude. Look at me!

LOOK AT ME TONIGHT ON TV!!! Look, look, look at me!

31 thoughts on “LOOK AT ME!

  1. Deus, I think the correct word under Dubya speak is “Merkin”, not to be confused with the common noun.  Merkins for Bush.  hehe He might actually need one.

  2. “Merkin”—yep it does roll off the tongue better. It fills me with good KKKristian pride and makes me want to kill sand niggers and drive a monster truck! Praise! Glory!

    Thanks!

  3. Leave the poor guy alone. He may be as pleased as a dog with two dicks but he doesn’t know or understand how he got there. Poor schmuck – his daddy understands, Dick Cheney understands, but he sure as hell doesn’t.

    He’s a puppet of the truly powerful.

  4. Well, yeah, its obvious that he is just a lucky little boy born into the right family. And was a little less pigish looking than his brother, and simple enough to be a good puppet-bitch.

    I’m sure they make sure he *thinks* he is in charge, and making all the decisions.

    “Boss”, Condi says, “our choices either are to bow before the French’s demands, lubing ourselves up and squeeling with glee as their secular feet stomp on our freedoms . . . or we could send a strong message and deny them this export right”.  “What do you want to do sir, the decision is all yours (chuckling behind her hand)”.

    Yep, HE makes the decisions!

  5. Deus ex Fildo,

    I don’t know why you go by the name “Deus ex Dildo” and have a symbol showing the crucifix transformed into a dildo. Do you not realise that this could be very offensive to Christian and other religious readers of this site ?

    I support your ability and freedom to do this but if you are trying to get support for your views then I won’t be betting my mortgage on you.

    I have always taken a sympathetic view of Christians and religious people. My own Mom and Dad are very religious, moral and well meaning people. I would not wish to offend them. I don’t even want to re-educate them, but simply to communicate my views to like-minded people on this site.

    Please, drop the offensive stuff. You don’t need to do that. It helps no-one.

  6. BelfastBOY—- its a real object, for sale on the web. I didn’t make it up.

    2/3rds of humanity are NOT Christian, and among that 1/3rd that are . . . most don’t think the OTHERS are “legitimate” Christians (Catholics vs. Mormons vs. Pentacostals vs. Baptists . . . etc).

    Anyways, I’d be happy not to offend them – if they would equally not offend ME by pushing their idiotic superstitious tripe at me through laws, media, policy’s, debates, favoritism . . . etc.

    So, tell them to stop offending me—I’ll stop offending them. Keep their damn superstition off my laws, body, money, etc . . . and I’ll stop. Deal?

    Meanwhile, I know I’m accomplishing nothing – but its enjoyable and cathartic to me. So as our great leader Dick Cheney said to Pat Leahy on the Senate floor “Go——————”

    xxoo,
    ~DED

    “Religions come and go, beer and wine remain” – ?

  7. OK Deus, I take your point. I too went through a phase of being extremely angry at people shoving their beliefs down my throat. I come from Northern Ireland which is one of the religious hot-spots of the world – a load of people killing each other and arguing over which end of the egg to crack open. My gravatar shows a 10 year old boy getting ready to throw a petrol bomb (I’m not glorifying it, I’m showing the disgusting things that can happen when religion is mixed with tribalism).

    I also know that the people who adopt religions are very often operating from (in a spectrum of good to bad): love of their fellow beings, doing what they have been told to do, fear of not believing, cynically exploiting those who do believe.

    The first 3 groups are ok to me – I wish them no harm – I can co-exist with them. The last group is evil, whether measured on the religious scale, the humanist scale or the evolutionary scale. It is them I take my fight with – and I suspect you do too.

    However, like all freedom fighters and searchers for the truth, we have to be above the tactics used by the cynically religious. We have to show that morals can exist without a God. Those morals encompass sympathy and love for those that do not share our view.

    I’m asking you politely not to give ammunition to the religious cynics, who could point to this thread and say that atheists are offensive.

    We must measure our responses with reason and undertanding, no matter how much the ‘other side’ offend us.

  8. We must measure our responses with reason and undertanding, no matter how much the ‘other side’ offend us.

    So we should turn the other cheek?

  9. You and I share much common ground.  Unfortunately, its pretty clear that the Christian-Taliban have won in the USA. They have pretty much absolute power, and a new dark-ages are pretty clearly on the horizon for the USA.

    I work on the local political level and others to try and STOP this from happening, I’m not resting on my laurels. But it even a brief perusal of the historical precident for the downfalls of various empires shows little chance of escape.

    Really, for the sake of the rest of the world – the USA does need to go down. Or at least cut back radically on its consumption and outsourcing of horror.  And I dont say that lightly. I’m a mom, with two young children I love more than myself. We have a good, fun and comfortable life – for selfish reasons I’d love for our current run to continue!  But it looks fairly unlikely.

    So, I vent online – its not quite to the point where the Ministry of Homeland Security will haul us off for it, but that may be in the cards.

    And sorry, the USA ego dictates that we cannot go softly into the night like the USSR and just break up and reform. We are either #1 or we’ll go out in a ball of fire and take you with us!  Again, sorry!

  10. Evangelical morality seems to focus almost exclusively on what one does with one’s penis, so Deaux Ex Dildo’s icon seems appropriate.

    Yes, it will offend some people.  Taking offense means “I can’t separate you from me.”  One of the most wonderful discoveries of my life was that it is possible to detatch oneself from the actions of others – not take everything personally.

    Anyway, Christianity seems a religion badly in need of sexual healing if that makes any sense.  Maybe crucifix dildoes would help them make the connection.

  11. Yeah – its a mythology that has never been clear about sexual matters, so they tend to get wrapped up in guilt and fear, never quite sure where the lines of “right” or “wrong” are.  It also means that when they rebel against it, there seems to always be a particular sick or twisted angle to it – often involving suffering, bondage and/or disdain. This factor gets amplified with the degree of their fundamentalism/repression.

  12. Deus Ex, I dont know that you can go so far:

    Unfortunately, its pretty clear that the Christian-Taliban have won in the USA. They have pretty much absolute power, and a new dark-ages are pretty clearly on the horizon for the USA.

    I agree that while most of the world is getting some what better about being religious I dont think that “merika” is going to fall into a second dark ages. If america was dumb enough to, after hypothetically becoming a religious tyranny, attack/convert other countries I think that america would end up with no trade with the rest of the world. Which might end up killing the already teetering economy. If that happened I suppose they would truly end up lving in a second dark ages, along with all the comforts of living in wooden huts built in ten inches of shit mixed with mud. In which case I think most coutries enjoying all the comforts of technology(and trade) would end up feeling dorry for the religious whack jobs who would end up believing that by living in poverty they would be getting closer to god. Hey, if that happened, I, too, would feel sorry for them, wasting their lives in a beliefe with no supporting evidence.

    Cheers BunBun

  13. Typo…

    I agree that, while most of the world is getting some what better about being religious(insert here “, america is getting worse; however, “) I dont think that “merika

  14. Warning: Economics rambling———

    The US Economy is toast.  Iraq isn’t just about oil, its about economics. The rest of the world carries our rediculous debt because the dollar is the international trading standard. When Botswana wants to buy a barrel of oil from Saudi Arabia . . . they pay in U.S. dollars.

    And in 2000 – Saddam decided to change to the Euro. Boom, invasion plans hit the table—9/11 gave a great excuse.

    But the Yen, the Euro—one of them WILL take over eventually, the rest of the world will stop carrying our amazing debt. And we are screwed.

    Look at Treasury department figures, historical debt/income/savings/expense charts from previous national economic systems that have tanked.

    Here is a place with a bunch collected:  http://mwhodges.home.att.net/hodges.htm

    Our military is the gun to the rest of the worlds head. Maybe that will last forever? Maybe not.  Regardless, doesn’t seem the most moral way of staying afloat!

  15. With all due respect, BelfastBoy, the name of my blog is Stupid Evil Bastard and the tag line is “What the fuck is wrong with you people?” I rant regularly about Christians who act in a most unChrist-like manner. I’m pretty sure anyone who’s likely to be offended by Deus’s nom de plume and avatar have probably already moved on by now. It’s not like this is a particularly PC, non-offensive site to begin with.

    I’m not above being an antagonist on occasion myself. Sometimes it’s the only thing that keeps me sane and lets folks know how irritated I am with them. It’s childish and ineffective, but what’s the point of being an adult if you can’t act childish every now and then?

  16. Cool! So, America will continue into eternity?!  Disaster cannot strike HERE!  And you will never die!

    Sure america will go eventually. But something will take it’s place. Hopefully multiple liberal countries. I think one of the problems with america is its sheer size. One government simply cannot control such a vast area of land and different groupes of people and make evry one happy. If america was, say… three, countries instead of one I have a feeling many of the problems america runs into would not be so problematic. Such as players in school. If you dont like the policy in one of the smaller countries then pick up and drive a little to the country bordering you. Not to mention it would be easier for the government to make every one happy because there would be less points of view.

    Cheers BunBun

  17. God damn it. Another typo…players becomes prayers. Or how every you spell the plural of what people send to god in the vain hope that something miraculious will happen. Sorry ‘bout the typo.

    Cheers BunBun

    PS I really have a hard time spelling/typing. For future referance if a word does not fit in just play with it a bit until it does. That could(and probably will) be the problem.

  18. Ah, then you guys are going down with us.  wink So, since we follow similar destiny’s, perhaps both the British and American militarys are “OUR military

  19. Sure america will go eventually. But something will take it’s place. Hopefully multiple liberal countries. I think one of the problems with america is its sheer size. One government simply cannot control such a vast area of land and different groupes of people and make evry one happy. If america was, say… three, countries instead of one I have a feeling many of the problems america runs into would not be so problematic. Such as players in school. If you dont like the policy in one of the smaller countries then pick up and drive a little to the country bordering you. Not to mention it would be easier for the government to make every one happy because there would be less points of view.

    I quite agree about this, as a hope at least. Unfortunately I think Brand USA has too powerful of an ego now, is too used to massive of consumption, and is too heavily armed (most households have a semi-automatic weapon—equivalant in lethality even in an amateurs hands to several soldiers 500 years ago) to be anything but #1 (though, what we are now #1 at is pretty much only self-promotion and weapons these days).

    It would be an elegant solution, to break into smaller nation-states. You could have redneck/cowboy/gambling/boozing country (the SW), Tech-Yuppie/Granola Empire (the NW), New England could be a liberal mecca, and the South could bring back slavery and such! We could use a common currancy like the Euro but still have distinct boarders and personalitys. It would be great!

  20. somehow i cant help but point at deus’s thing and laugh..  ..and then think about the exorcist.

    “jesus is fucking you!! jesus is fucking you!!”

    right on.

  21. When I was a lad I served a term
    As office boy to an Attorney’s firm.
    I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
    And I polished up the handle of the big front door.

    He polished up the handle of the big front door.

    I polished up that handle so carefully
    That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee!

    He polished up that handle so carefully,
    That now he is the ruler of the Queen’s Navee.

    As office boy I made such a mark
    That they gave me the post of a junior clerk.
    I served the writs with a smile so bland,
    And I copied all the letters in a big round hand

    He copied all the letters in a big round hand.

    I copied all the letters in a hand so free,
    That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee!

    He copied all the letters in a hand so free,
    That now he is the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee!

    In serving writs I made such a name
    That an articled clerk I soon became;
    I wore clean collars and a brand-new suit
    For the pass examination at the Institute,

    For the pass examination at the Institute.

    And that pass examination did so well for me,
    That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee!

    That pass examination did so well for he,
    That now he is the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee!

    Of legal knowledge I acquired such a grip
    That they took me into the partnership.
    And that junior partnership, I ween,
    Was the only ship that I ever had seen.

    Was the only ship that he ever had seen.

    But that kind of ship so suited me,
    That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee!

    But that kind of ship so suited he,
    That now he is the ruler of the Queen’s Navee!

    I grew so rich that I was sent
    By a pocket borough into Parliament.
    I always voted at my party’s call,
    And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.

    He never thought of thinking for himself at all.

    I thought so little, they rewarded me
    By making me the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee!

    He thought so little, they rewarded he
    By making him the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee!

    Now landsmen all, whoever you may be,
    If you want to rise to the top of the tree,
    If your soul isn’t fettered to an office stool,
    Be careful to be guided by this golden rule

    Be careful to be guided by this golden rule.

    Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,
    And you all may be rulers of the Queen’s Navee!

    Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,
    And you all may be rulers of the Queen’s Navee!

  22. Sort of a catchy tune…..but I can’t dance to it.

    It’s one of Gilbert and Sullivan’s patter songs (the most famous of which is the Major-General song), so it doesn’t really have a rhythm you can dance to. However, it is a very humourous song to listen to (and it’s fun to sing, despite my horrible voice), and it’s a good satire on government positions that require no qualifications other than looking the part and having connections (Hello, Mr. Bush!).

    You might recognize the tune from various cartoons, including a wonderful parody from Pinky and the Brain entitled “A Meticulous Analysis Of History”.

    Well, that’s enough of my Aspergian rant. What’s this about Bush, I hear? He did something foolish? So what else is new?

  23. It just occurred to me that Mayo was probably referring to Brock’s song. It figures, no one cares for Gilbert and Sullivan in this day and age. People should be forced to watch more cartoons. Watching the right ones will give you a good appreciation for the finer things in life.

    Once again, I’ve derailed the discussion. Crud…I’ll shut up now. What time is it?

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