He’s A Real “Down To Earth” Kind Of Guy

I know it’s Les’ and not my usual post subject (I’m actually still trying to figure out what my usual post subjects are) but I wanted to pass on this recent Jesus sighting. It’s a Google map of his image or at least it seems to be an actual result of light and shadow and not a photo-shopped piece.

Peruvian Sand Dune Photo

And here’s a close up of the same image.

It just goes to show that if Google can’t find Jesus for you, he can’t be found at all.

30 thoughts on “He’s A Real “Down To Earth” Kind Of Guy

  1. Looks like Santa Claus to me.

    Why not appear where everyone isn’t Christian, like China? Why the fuck in Peru? That Jesus is one crazy guy…

  2. Maybe he smokes pot in his paradise. Hey I would not blame him. Got to make the bordom of paradise go away some how and if the way to do it is through blitzing his mind out, well, he’s got a right, I say. It was not him who decided to be born to god and some stupid virgin.

    Cheers BunBun

  3. There was a movie titled “The Car” that came out in 1977. If I remember correctly, the car ends up going over a cliff at the end and the fire and smoke it from it create this demon-like face in the sky. That’s what this picture reminds me of.
        I just found a review of The Car. The guy pictured at the top of the page looks like he could be related to Les.

    http://www.feoamante.com/Movies/ABC/car.html

  4. Lol. Yea, gandalf is a lot cooler than jesus. How can any one with a name like Gandalf Storm Crow not be cool? I dont know too much about LotR but I believe that is one of his many names.

    Cheers BunBun

  5. It just goes to show that if Google can’t find Jesus for you, he can’t be found at all.

    I believe he can be found just fine:

    Google:

    Results 1 – 10 of about 22,900,000 for jesus

    1) “Who is Jesus? Is Jesus Christ a Liar, A Lunatic or really Lord…”

    2) Jesus Dress-Up

    5) Welcome to Hollywood Jesus

  6. I wonder how many people here will know who the hell the Zig-Zag Man is. I only know because of my brother.

    grin

  7. You’re all wrong (i.e. my cloud picture is better than your cloud picture.)

    This is CLEARLY an image of the villan from “The Mummy” blowing a sandstorm over the region.

  8. It’s a good thing everyone seems to know what jesus looks like!  Especially as there is a lack of photographic evidence.

  9. I have to admit that I laughed for a minute or so after seeing Deus’ name show up in the new member list. And I see his avatar fits his name.

    I wonder if anyone actually buys those things…

  10. HOLY SHIT!! ITS A PICTURE OF THE ZIG-ZAG MAN!

    LMFAO!!!  I think that you are on to something there, Qoayn.  It certainly does look more like him than Jesus.
      Heh, Les, I like your disclaimer. wink
      Maybe it’s the Rastafarian Jesus.

  11. I have to admit that I laughed for a minute or so after seeing Deus’ name show up in the new member list. And I see his avatar fits his name.

    I wonder if anyone actually buys those things…

    “His”?  Interesting assumption.  And yes, people do buy them!  grin

  12. Deus Ex Dildo’s avatar actually seems sweet on Chad’s post (see above). It seems to want to reach out and spread the love.

  13. Oh no, no – don’t worry little boys (patting them on the head and handing them a cookie) – just accept the LOAD of the Lord.

     

    Anal works.

  14. Yeah, I made an assumption, but only because I could and it felt good at the time. I’m always willing to stand corrected should I end up being wrong. grin

  15. Actually, Les, you used a proper grammatical convention of English.  When the gender of the person is unknown or in question, it is permissible to use the masculine pronouns as a type of neuter or null.

  16. When the gender of the person is unknown or in question, it is permissible to use the masculine pronouns as a type of neuter or null.

    Who gives a shit if its “permissible” to do it or not? Your still a dick if you play by that rule!  smile  It was “permissible” to kill slap your wife around 60 years ago, it was permissible to make blacks stand in another line 40 years ago. “Permissible” is the refuge of the coward and asshole.

    If he was assuming from my manner of speech or something that I was male, thats fine. But if it was because its “permissible” to assume I’m a shorter lived, less empathic, little-head ruled male?  Thats not cool!  wink

  17. Awww, and now here we go— into the endless details of analyzing each others words and trying to bitch slap each other?  Well, I’m feeling grumpy because its too damn hot and humid, but I still think I’ll decline.

    Having been chatting online since Arpanet days – I know all too well how useless it is. I’m sure you are quite certain that you are more intelligent and savvy than nearly everybody else to talk to Warbi. Here, have a cookie (pats the little boy on the head).

  18. Lets see…Jesus shows up on a cinnamon bun, on a window reflection, on a tree, as a crop circle, in a bean burrito in mexico, as a birthmark on someones ass and now this? Geez, is there anything he DOESN’T do?

    And by the way, deus ex dildo, I find that cross/dildo combo to be not only hillarious, but also the biggest slap-in-the-face image towards the christian community. What better way to rattle their ideas towards sex than with a Jesus crucifix dildo? That just kicks some hillariously serious ass LOL

  19. You forgot a grilled cheese sandwich, the national meal of the slacker set.

    Someone else needs to handle his PR campaign.

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