Apparently unable to get booking on a local tree or bagel, Jesus has had to resort to making his latest appearance on a Fort Worth, Texas apartment building window and the religious nutjobs are already out in full force to claim all manner of miracles:
As word spreads about the image, people are flocking to the window, looking for signs of a miracle. Many claim they are finding it.
“I was just touching around to see if I felt anything, and I saw my hand,” said Mary Castillo, who has been blind for years. “Then my husband went up there with me and I saw his hand.”
Castillo said that her vision has started to be restored. She said she saw her 9-year-old granddaughter clearly for the first time.
I’ve spent a couple of minutes staring at this picture and this time I’m completely unable to make out what these people are seeing. To me it looks vaguely like Iron Man’s helmet or something along those lines. You’d think Jesus’ artistic skills would improve with practice, but appears he’s only getting more and more vague with each attempt. You’d think he’d just get Michaelangelo or someone to do it for him.