Jesus makes in appearance in apartment window.

Apparently unable to get booking on a local tree or bagel, Jesus has had to resort to making his latest appearance on a Fort Worth, Texas apartment building window and the religious nutjobs are already out in full force to claim all manner of miracles:

As word spreads about the image, people are flocking to the window, looking for signs of a miracle. Many claim they are finding it.

“I was just touching around to see if I felt anything, and I saw my hand,” said Mary Castillo, who has been blind for years. “Then my husband went up there with me and I saw his hand.”

Castillo said that her vision has started to be restored. She said she saw her 9-year-old granddaughter clearly for the first time.

I’ve spent a couple of minutes staring at this picture and this time I’m completely unable to make out what these people are seeing. To me it looks vaguely like Iron Man’s helmet or something along those lines. You’d think Jesus’ artistic skills would improve with practice, but appears he’s only getting more and more vague with each attempt. You’d think he’d just get Michaelangelo or someone to do it for him.

16 thoughts on “Jesus makes in appearance in apartment window.

  1. If you look closely at the Image, you can see a Bar over His Eyes.  Obviously, Someone didn’t want Him recognized.  Buahaha!  Satan, we fart in your general direction!  We can see Jesus wherever He appears!

  2. Hmm and yet you don’t hear judges ruling against parents bringing their children up as christians because of this eh? Cheap shot I know, but hey I am in that sort of mood today. wink

  3. but appears he’s only getting more and more vague with each attempt

    How long do you think it will be until they’re seeing Jesus on the surface of a blank piece of paper right out of the pack?  It’s right there!  Look!  Can’t you see it!?

    …Or just seeing Him all the time, even when their eyes are closed, and they hear his voice.  And he tells them to do things, awful things…

    They just can’t say no to JESUS!!!

  4. I saw Jesus in the arrangement of bubbles on the inside of my water bottle!
    Then I drank the water.  Mmm…blood of Jesus.

  5. What I find utterly hilarious and truly idiotic is that when they reported about this on the news the owner of the window claimed people have been mean to her about it… Now when I heard this I figured she was gonna mention people claiming she’s a nutjob for seeing Jesus in her window, nope, people are mad at her because Jesus chose her window and feel she is not worthy…  What happened to brotherly love and sharing of Window Jesus?

    I’m Catholic and I’m admit the shape and a little bit of the coloration does seem to fit some of the common images of Jesus, I see nothing where the face should be.  Personally, I do think these people are nuts… Seriously, if Jesus was going to show himself, wouldn’t it be with a crisp clean full color window decal?

  6. …people are mad at her because Jesus chose her window and feel she is not worthy… What happened to brotherly love and sharing of Window Jesus?

    Amen!  Isn’t everybody worthy in the eyes of god, even the worst, most heinous sinners?  Even if she isn’t “worthy”, maybe that’s why god specifically chose her window to manifest his image.

    Seriously, if Jesus was going to show himself, wouldn’t it be with a crisp clean full color window decal?

    Shoot, he ought to be able to do something at least as impressive as anything out of Industrial Light and Magic.  Like a gigantic image of himself appearing in the skies over every single city on earth, on every TV and movie screen, on every computer monitor, speaking in the local language, with chorus lines of angels a la the Absinthe Fairy in “Moulin Rouge”, and saying, “Yoo hoo, here I am!  Hi everyone!  How’s it going?  Yes, this is actually Jesus Christ, you’re not hallucinating.”

    All I can see is a need for Windex.

    Oh Les, let’s be Green about this.  Use vinegar, not Windex!  grin

    —Joe (feeling especially bratty today)

  7. Seriously, if Jesus was going to show himself, wouldn’t it be with a crisp clean full color window decal?

    We’re supposed to be able to see Jesus in the lives of his followers.  Or so goes the standard-issue sermon on page 17 of this month’s “Pulpit Helps.”

  8. ’m Catholic and I’m admit the shape and a little bit of the coloration does seem to fit some of the common images of Jesus

    That’s because of way brain work, after getting brainwashed and starched when brain recognizes something even only remotely familiar they try to connect it to something familiar.

    LOL

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  9. After staring at it for a couple minutes, I realized that there really are two distinct colorings to the window, and the outer one does look like a full head of hair.

    However, the inner one, has a distinct horizonal covering across where the eyes would be…Zilch said it was “a bar”—to me it was more like sunglasses.

    So full head of light colored hair, tanned inner part and sunglasses…I’m thinking stereotypical 60’s hollywood starlett.

    One could also consider consider some of the inner darkening to be signs of a sunken face, which would make her elderly.

    Maybe it’s Jessica Tandy? I can think of worse things to have in my window.

    Ironic “word below”: Girl44. smile

  10. botbot, you’re right.  He’s a zany Guy.

    On the other hand, that pic in the Sun you linked to: if you look at Christ’s Phizz 90 degrees further to the left, you can see that it’s actually a Smurf biting the head off a goblin.  What that means for little Aaliyah’s career, I’m not in a position to say.

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