Question: What is dark, interactive and challenging?
Answer: The Sith Sense, where Darth Vader has twenty chances to guess what you are thinking. With one thing I had in mind, I managed to defy his dark-sided force skills 29 times! But there’s no reason to think you will accomplish the same. The force is strong in me. Deal with it! Still, do you think Vader was impressed? If you can’t choke it with your mind, he isn’t.
That King dude, he makes me uneasy. He scares me more than Vader does because he’s fifty times creepier. If he hadn’t been helping Vader I’m sure I could have deflected Vader’s mind-reaming attempts much longer. Who made him king then? I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. Well, I didn’t vote for him anyway.
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you; I was thinking of a snail.