Had this exchange with a Nigerian scammer this morning:
- [11:56] barristerphilscorp: Hello, I am barrister Jc Philscorp from Nigeria, I am the personal attorney to late Mr Peru Jenkins, who worked with Brownson Five Inssurance Company here in Nigeria. My late client deposited the sum of $20 .5 million in Light Year Investment Bank Limited. This bank has given me some time to provide the next of kin to my late client or they will confiscate the money. Do you know this man?
[11:56] stupidevilbastard: Oh shut up you fuck.
Surprisingly enough he did what I told him to do.