Here’s a news story that only serves to reinforce why so many folks make jokes at the expense of Polish people. Mr. Leonard Woronowicz, 61, fell in his kitchen while doing some home repairs and had been having bad headaches ever since so he went to the doctor’s office where they x-rayed his head to see if perhaps he had fractured his skull in the fall, but the problem turned out to be a bit worse than that:
“I thought they might give me an aspirin. Instead they pulled a 5inch knife blade out of my head,” he said.
Mr Woronowicz said the knife must have been among tools scattered on the floor. He did not realise it was missing until he needed to cut some bread.
“Despite carefully searching the room I could only find the handle. But I forgot about it as my headaches got worse over the next few days.”
Granted the man is 61 years old, but that’s some pretty serious memory issues he’s got going on if he can fall onto a 5 inch knife and embed it in his head and then forget about it for a few days.