You really have to wonder how some people manage to survive for as long as they do when they apparently have cheeze-whiz where their brains should be. Take this news item for example. It’s about a guy who decided to see what would happen if he used a pellet rifle to shoot at a .22 caliber shell that he had set on a nearby picnic table. The shell exploded and the bullet ripped through his groin causing substantial damage.
Michael Lewis, 27, Delphos, was reported to be in fair condition Monday morning at the University of Kansas Medical Center in Kansas City, where he was taken after being treated at Salina Regional Health Center.
Sheriff Glen Kochanowski said deputies still are investigating the accidental shooting, and they hope to speak again with Lewis.
“At the time, he was uncooperative,” Kochanowski said.
I can just imagine what that conversation is going to be like:
- Police Officer: So, can you tell us what happened?
Idiot: Well, I had this bullet, right? And I didn’t know what to do with it so I thought I’d see if I could hit it with my pellet rifle, right? So I set it up and I took aim with my pellet rifle and let one loose, right? And then I was like, “OW! MY BALLS!” The bullet hit me in my friggin’ balls, right? And it like, totally sucks, right?”
Police Officer: Shame it didn’t hit you in the head.
If we’re lucky this’ll put a dent in this moron’s chances of reproducing…