It’s once again time for another Conversation With A Dumbass. Yes, it’s yet another example of one of my biggest pet peeves: The IM User who contacts me to ask why I’m on their contact list:
[14:41] angiebaby80746: HEY
[14:41] StupEvilBst: Yes?
[14:42] angiebaby80746: IDK WHO U R AND Y EXACTLY UR ON MY BUDDY LIST
[14:42] angiebaby80746: DO U HAVE A PIC?
[14:42] StupEvilBst: If you don’t know why I’m on your list then why am I on your list?
[14:42] angiebaby80746: IDK
[14:42] StupEvilBst: Why do you people insist on doing this?
[14:42] StupEvilBst: Are you naturally stupid or something?
[14:42] angiebaby80746: WE TALKED A WHILE AGO BUT IF UR GONNA B RUDE THEN SCREW U
[14:43] StupEvilBst: I can’t believe how many people hit me with messages like this.
[14:43] angiebaby80746: WE DID TALK A WHILE AGO
[14:43] StupEvilBst: And it’s always the AIM folks.
[14:43] StupEvilBst: Never the yahoo or MSN or ICQ. Just AIM.
[14:43] StupEvilBst: It’s like AIM attracts all the idiots or something.
[14:43] angiebaby80746: FUCK U
[14:43] StupEvilBst: Fuck me? You can’t even figure out why I’m on your list. I doubt you could fuck me.
[14:44] StupEvilBst: You probably need detailed instructions on how to tie your shoes.
[14:44] angiebaby80746: IF U AND 1 OTHER PERSON WERE THE LAST PPL ON EARTH AND U HAD 2 HAVE SEX 2 SAVE THE WORLD SHE WOULDN’T SLEEP WITH UR UGLY ASS
[14:44] StupEvilBst: It’s amazing you haven’t forgotten English altogether by this point.
[14:44] *** “angiebaby80746” signed off at Wed Mar 09 14:44:42 2005.
What is it with these morons? Why are they always AIM users? Why do they have to use that stupid abbreviated typing style? Why can’t they just say, “Gee. I don’t know who the hell this guy is or why he’s on my contact list. Guess I’ll delete him.” That’s what I do when I don’t know who the hell you are or why you’re on my contact list. I figure if you’re someone important I’ll hear from you eventually.