I must say I got more than a few emails telling me how ugly I am with hair so in deference to your preferences I have once again applied razor to scalp in preparation for my visit to Canada this evening and am once again the stunningly beautiful man you’ve all grown to know and love. How anyone could look at a face like mine and not see how gregarious, friendly, and outgoing I am is beyond me. I mean, just look at this smile! How could anyone be frightened of a smile as warm and inviting as that??
You can click the pic for a bigger version and really bask in my good looks. Is it any wonder that small children stop me while I’m at the Mall during this time of year so they can tell me what they want for Christmas? What do you mean by, ‘A restraining order?’