I know this for a fact. Because if he did he wouldn’t have bothered leaving me a voice mail asking for my vote. Seriously. THE George W. Bush called my home phone number and left me a personal message asking me to help him and Dick Cheney get reelected this fall. It was so damned amusing I had to save it to my computer so I could upload it to my blog.
Silly, silly President. Now that I think of it, though, it’s possible it might not have actually been THE George W. Bush after all. This fella manages to get through his little speech without mangling a single word or pausing to include a dozen or so “uh uh’s” before completing his sentence. I bet that wasn’t THE George W. Bush after all! Probably one of them celebrity impersonators, maybe Will Ferrell or somebody. Oh well, it was amusing none-the-less. It’s probably best I wasn’t around to answer the phone as this would’ve been my reply.