Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

And now for a Stupid Evil Bastard musical interlude we present: Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis by Eric Schwartz.

I wonder if he’d be interested in composing some music to go along with Brock’s SEB song…

Thanks to totalXSiva for passing it along.

11 thoughts on “Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

  1. Oh, that was SO good.  So, so, SO very good.

    (“mans” – I kid you not.)

  2. That was great.  There I was expecting something cheesy and Eric comes through with a professional clip.  Thanks for passing that one along.

  3. you are a sick wicked man!! you need to get your life straight with Jesus Christ man! thats why you are so fed up with what you call “christian crap”. get over it!!!! God can change your life you dont even know it! John 3:16. God Bless ya man!! Don’t forget Jesus loves you (even if you hate HIM)

  4. Yes, I’m a sick and wicked man. It’s true. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some baby seals to club to death purely for amusement that I need to get to or I’ll be backlogged and some of the fun will be taken out of it.

  5. Jesus is a mythological individual, based on earlier deities like Krishna and Dionysus. Much of the Bible is based on earlier pagan sources such as Greek, Roman and Babylonian myths.

  6. WHY DO U DENY THE EXISTINCE OF CINDERELLA??? CINDRELLA LUVS U!! YOU MAY NOT BELEVE IN CINDERALA, BUT SHE BELEIVES IN U!!! WHY DO YOU HATE HER? STOP CRAMMING YOU’RE BELEIFS DOWN THE THROTE OF GOOD CINDERELLENS! DISNEY 3:16!!!

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