Apparently bored with making appearances in various pastries and random trees, Jesus decided to drop by a True Value Hardware store just because he happened to be in the neighborhood.
The image first appeared on a True Value store window on July 19 and caused employees to wonder where it came from.
Since being discovered, the image has not faded.
People at the store agree that the image resembles the face of Jesus Christ with a crown of thorns.
Reportedly Jesus is said he doesn’t understand what all the fuss is about and he really wished people would leave him alone so he could buy the supplies for the project he’s working on for his Dad. It seems the venerable carpenter was working on a miniature wooden model of Noah’s Ark in celebration of God’s 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^15 birthday. “Friggin’ Jesus freaks,” he was heard to say, “Wish they’d get a friggin’ life.”