If I were a mixed drink…

How to make a Les
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
1 part courage
3 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity

Or even better than that…

How to make a Stupid Evil Bastard
Ingredients:
3 parts success
1 part brilliance
3 parts ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Via ***Dave.

11 thoughts on “If I were a mixed drink…

  1. Yikes!

    Apparently, I SUCK!

    1 part pride
    3 parts arrogance
    1 part ego

    Hmmm.  I’m exactly the type of guy I can’t stand!
    I’m switching back to Scotch.

  2. Wow! Got me down to a t (I wish):
    5 pts Mercy
    3 pts Brilliance
    3 pts Leadership (?!?)
    bled slowly for 30 sec., add sprinkle of Lustfullness!

    I could get drunk on myself!

    “done”

  3. Hmm, apparently I have a mystery ingredient – 3 parts anger, 3 parts humor, and 1 part .

    It said 1 part… and then listed no ingredient.  So apparently I’m pretty funny when I’m not pissed off. (or maybe only when I’m pissed off.)

  4. It’s me! It’s me! It’s REALLY me! 

    Ingredients:

    3 parts intelligence
    1 part silliness
    5 parts instinct

    Method:Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little lovability if desired!

    wink

  5. How to make a Spocko
    Ingredients:
    5 parts intelligence
    5 parts crazyiness
    3 parts joy
    Method:
    Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim.
    Add a little curiosity if desired!

    Mmmmmmm, salted rim cheese

  6. To make a Momma

    5 parts mercy
    1 part silliness
    3 parts ego
    Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim, add a cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion. Wow I get the umbrella and salted rim too.  Of course there is always the regular way too.

    my word—ones

  7. How to make a Sierra Renegade
    Ingredients:
    3 parts friendliness
    3 parts courage
    3 parts energy
    Method:
    Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!

    Oooo…..nicies smile

  8. Damn, momma, I would have thought it would take more parts silliness, and certainly some grace to make you.

    Funny thing is that I’ve been a club bartender and I don’t remember any of these recipes.

    How to make a Brock S.

    Ingredients:
    5 parts anger
    5 parts silliness
    3 parts leadership
    Method:
    Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!

    I wouldn’t have a me and drive if I were you.

  9. I know it’s an old thread but

    How to make a Last Hussar
    Ingredients:
    1 part anger
    3 parts silliness
    1 part energy
    Method:
    Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness


    <form method=“POST” action=“http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php”>Username:<input name=“uname”>
    <input type=submit value=“How do you make a ‘you’?”>

    </form>Personality cocktail
    From Go-Quiz.com

    My stepson agrees…

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