“Fellowship of the Ring” in “Leet-Speak.”

What do you get when you cross The Fellowship of The Ring with gamers’ leet-speak? You get F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng.

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: “ZOMG!Arwen!”
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: “A/S/L? Wanna net secks?”
Arwen: “Sif! WTF is up with Frodo?”
Sam: “teh leet Hax0r “
Arwen: “Firewall?”

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: “PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!”
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: “LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!”
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: “Pwnt”

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: “dwarves pwn!”
Legolas: “Sif, Elves pwn!”
Boromir: “OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!”
Elrond: “STFU tards!!1!”
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: “Sif ring pwns all!”
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: “**sigh, noob”

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: “OLOL, me = 10th level thief!”
Frodo: “OMG, u r teh pwn!”
Bilbo: “Do u still have teh ringz0r?”
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: “OMG u tard, I want to TK you!”
Frodo: “sif!”
Bilbo: “ph34r my mithril”

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: “ZOMG, leet gfx!”
Gimli: “I R dropping frames! FFS”
**There’s an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: “Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1”
Gandalf: “**Sigh. Moria?”
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: “lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!”

Found via Boing Boing.

2 thoughts on ““Fellowship of the Ring” in “Leet-Speak.”

  1. Les, I really needed this laugh today.  Thank you.
    (w00t!)

    (captcha = “likely”)

  2. What you’ve done here is absolutely fantastic.  You’ve captured the true essence of the LotOR in a remake, the story, was so beautiful told and handcrafted.  I marvel at your verbiosity, my friend!  My juggernauts rule the world!  K-weh!
    t3h L0t0R in t3h CS:S n00b sp33k r0xx0rz my t3h j00r s0xx0rz!!!Q111111111111111111111111111ONEONEONEOneoneoneone!

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