First, let me say how much I hate Smurfs. I hate them a lot. My sister used to watch the show habitually and it always made my teeth hurt. So, naturally, Smurfs are one way my coworkers can torture me on occasion. Take today, for example, where I walked in to find that my work PC’s desktop wallpaper had been changed to a tiled pattern of Papa Smurf.
That’s OK, though, I got the perpetrator back. He hates Doctor Who as much as I hate Smurfs so I just made sure to change his wallpaper on his PC to one of my favorite pics of Tom Baker as The Doctor.
Anyway, joking about it later this coworker mentioned the Smurf Name Generator where you input your first and last name and it tells you what your Smurfified name would be. So I typed in Les Jenkins and what should it return with? Interestingly enough I would be Yahweh Smurf.
Yahweh. n : a name for the Old Testament God as transliterated from the Hebrew YHVH.
So I’m apparently God Smurf. Figures. I hate the little shits. Probably explains why there are so few of them around anymore.