So this couple in Georgia go to see the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre and they…
Oh… I’m sorry, I meant to say The Passion of the Christ. So anyway they go to see this movie and after the movie on their way home they get into a debate over whether God the Father in the Holy Trinity was human or symbolic. This argument grows more heated as it continues until they get home and switch from merely yelling at each other about it to trying to re-enact some of the scenes from the movie.
“It was the dumbest thing we’ve ever done,” she said.
Davidson, 34, and her husband, Sean Davidson, 33, were charged with simple battery on March 11 after the two called police on each other. They were released on $1,000 bail.
According to a police report, Melissa Davidson suffered injuries on her arm and face, while her husband had a scissors stab wound on his hand and his shirt was ripped off. He also allegedly punched a hole in a wall.
“Really, it was kind of a pitiful thing, to go to a movie like that and fight about it. I think they missed the point,” said Gene McDaniel, chief sheriff’s deputy.
Oh I dunno, I think they got the point pretty well. Especially poor Sean. Ha ha! I guess it really is true that people become violent after watching violent movies.
How much you wanna bet that when this comes to trial news reports will say the crime is a classic example of people losing control “in the heat of the Passion?” Ha ha! I crack myself up.