People are always asking me, “Les,” they say, they always call me Les, “I have a trendy friend who is involved in a terrorist cell as a weekend-warrior type of hobby and I want to buy him a birthday gift that speaks of his trendy nature.”
To which I reply, “Go out and buy him a brand new MP3 player for his AK-47 to help spice up a rather clichd accessory.” That’s right, you can now purchase a custom-made AK47 ammunition clip that has a built-in MP3 player so you can listen to The Clash’s Rock the Casbah while guarding the American hostages your cell has captured.
Former Russian rock star Andrey Koltakov, a partner in the dotcom company offering the AK-MP3 for sale, said: “This is our bit for world peace – hopefully, from now on many militants and terrorists will use their AK-47s to listen to music and audio books.”
The accessory costs $480 or $965 with hundreds of audio books loaded on to it.
Those marketing it say the stainless steel body makes it “uniquely suitable for outdoors.”
Even as a terrorist you can never be too trendy.