So I’m checking out the Yahoo News page when I come across the following item:

Yahoo! News – Justice Probes Leak of CIA Operative’s ID

WASHINGTON – The Justice Department launched a full-blown criminal investigation into who leaked the name of a CIA officer, and President Bush directed his White House staff on Tuesday to cooperate fully.

I damned near laughed myself into a coma. I’m sure that Asshathcroft’s Justice Department will just pursue this investigation with the dogged determination of depressed llama. You can almost hear the “whoosh-whoosh” of all the eye-winking going on back and forth between the White House and the Justice Deparment all the way up here in Michigan.