OK all you folks scrambling down there in Virginia and North Carolina to secure your homes from hurricane Isabel can relax and stop panicking now. Pat Robertson has taken it upon himself to protect you by taking advantage of his close, personal friendship with God.
VIRGINIA BEACH – Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson today prayed on his Christian Broadcasting Network, based here, that Hurricane Isabel would turn from the coast. He asked God to put a “wall of protection” around Virginia Beach and the East Coast.
“In the name of Jesus, we reach out our hand in faith and we command that storm to cease its forward motion to the north and to turn and to go out into the sea,” Robertson prayed on The 700 Club program.
Now what the hell did I do with my duct-tape…
Via go fish.