Man, not under influence of drugs, cuts off penis to “teach wife a lesson.”

I’m guessing that lesson would be “don’t leave your dumbass husband home alone with sharp knives or other cutting tools,” but I could be wrong. Naturally the fellow has a perfectly good explanation for his actions.

MAN CUTS OFF PENIS TO TEACH WIFE A LESSON

A Kenyan villager has cut off his penis and testicles with a kitchen knife “to teach his wife a lesson.”

Police say Alfonse Mumbo, of Kajulu Wath Orego, near Kisumu, severed his genitalia after accusing his wife, Penina of unfaithfulness.

Officers say the 38-year-old former barber said he wanted “to give her a free hand to go after other men.” He told police he loved her so much, he could make the sacrifice.

Mr Mumbo has told the East African Standard: ” It was around 8 o’clock in the morning when I started feeling dizzy. My wife had left for the farm. I don’t know what came over me.

“All I remember is walking around the compound anxiously and answering many calls of nature. I found myself disgusted with the penis and decided to cut it off.

The article just goes downhill from there with more detail than you really need on the after-effects of this man’s decision. Personally, the last thing I would think of to do in order to teach my wife a lesson would be to cut off my own genitalia, but who am I to criticize.

10 thoughts on “Man, not under influence of drugs, cuts off penis to “teach wife a lesson.”

  1. Is it my imagination, or are we seeing a lot of people hacking off parts of their bodies these days?  I don’t get it.  I mean, if I get a paper cut, I’m in freefall, man!  *THUD*

  2. Okay, that’s twice in one week you’ve posted stories that made my balls crawl up my ass fearing the sudden detachment from their home.
    Oddly, I keep coming back looking for you next appendage removal installment.

  3. It does seem like there’s an awful lot of people deciding to rid themselves of their manhood as of late. Almost like it’s become a fad or something. It’s certainly a fad I won’t be participating in anytime soon.

  4. That WILL certainly teach HER a lesson!  HA HA!  Now I have NO dick!  Now I’m sure you’ll just……….go back to that guy, I guess….

  5. Well actually I am considering getting castrated just to stop dealing with sexual urges…Hey, I know it sounds weird but at 48 I am tired…

  6. Les have you heard of the fad of splitting the penis down the middle? Apparently it’s the ultimate in body modification and you can use two hands and get twice the bang for your buck.
    Sorry to be extreme with the imagery, but ever since I found out about it I have this image in my head that I can’t get rid of and I hate to be the only one. If I ever meet someone who went through this I’ll try to get them to explain their experiences here. If I’m lucky, I’ll never run into anyone who’s had this done.

  7. I had my penis removed in 2004 and replaced it with a vagina. I felt like becoming a girl for many years and finally got my chance. I can’t imagine how many men have had sex with me since then.
    HAVING A VAGINA IS BETTER THAN A PENIS

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