ADDRESSED TO: everyone except Natalie! (Whom smoothed things out we me already.)
Time to clear up the THONG ISSUE thing.
It was an idle threat at best, because…
First: Les doesn’t really have one…
Second: I prefer “El Naturalo” personally! And since he would only be allowed to indulge in such super macho wear for my benefit (and mine alone)… my preference wins out. Which is the “El Naturalo” type (nude for those who do not speak pseudo-Latin lingo).
Third: If Les did own such super macho wear…. I’d be a much too jealous rampaging wife type to allow him to take a picture and share his manliness with the whole world.
So, be disappointed all you lustful babes, but keep on dreaming. Someday your very own Stupid Evil Bastard will come your way. It just won’t be this one. HE’S MINE! LOL!