It’s almost hard to believe it’s satire.

I love The Onion, but sometimes the strike so close to home that you could believe their made up news is for real:

The Onion | Bush Asks Congress For $30 Billion To Help Fight War On Criticism

“We’ve become too complacent,” Attorney General John Ashcroft said. “We’ve grown accustomed to thinking of criticism as something that only happens to people in other political parties. But this administration needs this funding to counter a very real threat to its reputation.”

Ashcroft said the Justice Department, working closely with the CIA and FBI, has identified more than 300 potential targets, ranging from the Bush Administration’s inability to produce the weapons of mass destruction used to justify the war with Iraq to its deficit-ballooning fiscal policies.

“I doubt I could protect my ongoing Halliburton cronyism from critical strikes with just a few million dollarsespecially if it was not accompanied by powerful preemptive legislation,” Vice-President Dick Cheney said. “We need to build stronger anti-criticism defense shields in this country. And the time to act is now, before the media say something negative about us.”

Once again found via Scott’s site.

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