If you’ve been coming to SEB for very long you’ve heard me bitch on several occasions that the average American is an idiot. People in general are stupid by choice, not by design. Using the brain that takes up space in their heads means accepting responsibility for themselves which can be painful and seriously unprofitable whereas willful stupidity at least carries the chance that you can always sue someone else for not assuming you’re the big fucking idiot you believe you really are.
Case in point: The thousands of people who spent $74 million on fake ‘body enhancing’ pills that promised to make their dicks bigger or their tits larger via a secretive “all natural” herbal concoction. All these pills really did was make the chump’s wallets thinner.
June 5—Giving Americans a first glimpse of an industry flourishing at the intersection of larceny and libido, authorities in Arizona are seizing the assets of a Scottsdale company that sold more than $74 million worth of pills that it claimed would enlarge penises or breasts, make the consumer taller or hairier—even sharpen his or her golf game. But despite such audacious claims, the company—C.P. Direct—would likely still be gouging the gullible if its founders hadn’t decided to also illegally charge consumers’ credit cards, industry insiders say.
Take note of the fact that the whole $74 million was earned by one single company by selling these fake pills. There are dozens of companies out there promoting similar fake products.
Court documents filed in the case show that the company’s big money-earner was the Longitude penis-enlargement pill, which it described in advertisements as “a breakthrough product that will make your penis grow until you are satisfied with your new size.” The ad recommended that users should discontinue the pills after reaching nine inches in length to avoid discomforting sexual partners.
Oh boy! How can you resist a pitch like that! Better stop before you get to be TOO big!
According to the article the penis enlargement pill alone account for close to 90 percent of C.P. Direct’s sales indicating that there are a lot of stupid men who feel inadequate in the plumping department out there. When the differing products were analyzed to see what they consisted of it turns out that they were all the same thing with different packaging.
This is part of why I rant about people who buy into whatever the latest pseudo-science mumbo-jumbo concept to come down the pipe happens to be. When you’re dumb enough to believe so-called “psychics” can talk to dead people you end up being dumb enough to think a pill is going to make your dick bigger. Honestly, I wouldn’t be so bothered by all you idiots out there who keep throwing your money away on obvious frauds and con-artists if you didn’t end up being such crybabies about it once you’ve figured out you’d been swindled. Wise up, use that grey matter, try being a little more skeptical of things that are patently too good to be true.
And get some fucking counseling on that inadequacy hangup you’ve got.