Sung to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It”.
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, bomb Iraq.
It’s pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq
Let’s prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq
They’ve got weapons we can’t see, and that’s good enough for me, cause it’s all the proof I need, so bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq
If you think Saddam’s gone mad, with the weapons that he had, and he tried to kill your dad, then bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growing, bomb Iraq
If your ties to it are showing, bomb Iraq
If your politics are sleazy, and hiding that ain’t easy and your manhood’s getting queasy, bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections, let’s look tough for the elections, close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq
Disagree? We’ll call it treason, let’s make war not love this season, even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq.
Found this by visiting Prentiss Riddle’s site after he left a comment in one of my entries and it was just too precious not to share. Check out his entries on the wonderfully tasteless Playmobil Hazardous Materials Crew playset and the pics of the Inflatable Titanic Slide of Doom. I may just have to blogroll his site.