If You Cannot Find Osama, Bomb Iraq.

Sung to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It”.

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, bomb Iraq.

It’s pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq
Let’s prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq
They’ve got weapons we can’t see, and that’s good enough for me, cause it’s all the proof I need, so bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq
If you think Saddam’s gone mad, with the weapons that he had, and he tried to kill your dad, then bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growing, bomb Iraq
If your ties to it are showing, bomb Iraq
If your politics are sleazy, and hiding that ain’t easy and your manhood’s getting queasy, bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections, let’s look tough for the elections, close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq
Disagree? We’ll call it treason, let’s make war not love this season, even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq.

Found this by visiting Prentiss Riddle’s site after he left a comment in one of my entries and it was just too precious not to share. Check out his entries on the wonderfully tasteless Playmobil Hazardous Materials Crew playset and the pics of the Inflatable Titanic Slide of Doom. I may just have to blogroll his site.

9 thoughts on “If You Cannot Find Osama, Bomb Iraq.

  1. Some time last year, Atrios held a contest to see how many verses of that we could write. I think it was around 100-150, by the time folks were done with it. wink

  2. I and my band have turned that song into a proper song we have recorded it and now have copyright over it, as we said we wrote it!! so get this off or else i will sue u on the grounds of the copyright act!

  3. If this is true then you shouldn’t have any trouble proving your claim. If you do so I’ll be happy to remove the work in question.

    Of course the fact that it’s based on an already copyrighted work in the form of If Your’re Happy And You Know It” means that you have secured permission from the copyright holders of THAT song to use the tune in YOUR song, correct? If not then any claim you may be making is baseless.

  4. well i just read that osama thing. i gues no doubt ur a white american. with no brians at all. just watch tv and belive whatver u see. u ppl dont know anythin bout the world. ur president is a dickhead and u ppl r stupid n belive his shit bout america reuiniting and being the greatest nation. hes just buttering u up to be on his side n u ppl fall for it. well cant blame u. for a country whose ppl sues a food chain for making them fat. bring shame to the world. maybe you should be lookin at your own goverment to be bombed. maybe then you will be at least a decent nation

  5. It should be obvious that I’m a white American, my picture is in the upper left corner there. What’s also obvious is that you haven’t read anything on this website outside of this page or you’d realize that I also think the President is a dickhead and was against the war in Iraq.

    But you just go ahead and sit there in your ignorance of what reality actually is and sling your insults around with wild abandon without bothering to see if they apply to the person you’re throwing them at like a good little foreigner. Ironically, you think we’re the idiots.

  6. Hello Everyone, play nice, OK? 

    And thank the stars for free speech (so far) so that Mr. S. E. Bastarde can put this website up, and YOU can respond to it. 

    Don’t forget:  Vote for ANYONE but Bush.  (Heck!  Merle Haggard or Madonna or L.L. Cool J would make a better President!) 

    And puhleeze, use spell check!

    The Oracle has spoken

  7. :love: LL Cool J :drool:  Sweet Jesus on a stick that man is fucking bee-you-ti-full!

    (I hear he’s a really nice guy, too… which sorta makes me feel guilty for all the nasty things I can imagine doing to him. LOL  But not guilty enough to stop fantasizing, ha!)

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