Engrish captions to “The Two Towers”.

Posted on 3 February, 2003 by Les

What do you get when you take asian bootleggers and turn them loose on a major blockbuster film dealing with the ultimate war for control of Middle Earth? You get the following hilarious screen captures of actual attempts by said bootleggers to translate the subtitles into English.

3 thoughts on “Engrish captions to “The Two Towers”.”

leigh on 3 February, 2003 at 5:43 PM said:

Oh man—too funny!!!! lol
Hairboy on 4 February, 2003 at 7:02 AM said:

Is Sam still hung?
Eric Paulsen on 4 February, 2003 at 11:11 PM said:

Sooooo, at what point when Gimli was facing the warg did he say “Bring your pussy to face my ass”? Now I am going to have to go see it again. I obviously missed a LOT the first two times.