Top 10 reasons Halloween is better than sex!

10. You’re guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

8. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

7. Less guilt the morning after.

6. It doesn’t matter if they fantasize you’re somebody else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

2. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

5 thoughts on “Top 10 reasons Halloween is better than sex!

  1. Halloween isnt so big here in NZ, but dont hundreds of kids get molested and killed by terrorists,murderers and assorted psychopaths? I thought everyone would stay at home, grab their guns and lock all the doors! *sigh* but maybe america isn’t as crazy as my uncle says…but then he did stay in chicago…

  2. Oh, we are plenty nuts here but for the most part kids getting hurt from halloween candy is myth.

  3. Surprisingly considering the whole going door-to-door thing Halloween tends to be a relatively safe holiday. In all the years I went trick-or-treating I ran into trouble once and that was from other kids trying to jump me and my friend to take our candy bags.

  4. Yeah, I remember the razor blade candy scares.  You know, if there’s someone in your neighborhood who doesn’t like kids that much, the kids usually know anyway, and would tend to avoid them.

    Even Halloween hoodlumitry has a tendancy to leave the little munchkins alone.

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