Say it ain’t so! How could this be?!? But it’s true, at least according to the folks at FOXNews.com:
The former Miss Russia, Oxana Federova, has been stripped of her Miss Universe title less than four months into her reign because she refused to fulfill the obligations of the title.
“She’s an unbelievable beauty, and an unbelievably spoiled bitch,” said one insider. “She doesn’t want to do anything.”
She’s friggin’ Miss Universe for chrissakes! She shouldn’t have to do anything! We should all bow down and submit to her every whim! Hmmm. Kinda makes me wanna run for Miss Universe myself….