My wife loves me.

I know I keep putting these up every now and then, but that’s because I’m so happy I have to keep telling people how wonderful my wife is. Don’t know where I’d be without her. Everyone should be as lucky as I am to have someone like Anne in their life. OK, I’ll stop bragging now.

3 thoughts on “My wife loves me.

  1. Your views altough contriversal, seem neither stupid or evil. 

    You love your wife, and you have an opinion.  I applaud you on both counts.

    Damage, awareness, or tolerance, and enlightenment.

    It’s all a mater of perspective.

    Religon might be a wonderfull thing, if it wans’t controled by man.

  2. Lemme tell ya ‘bout *my* wife . . .

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!

    If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.

    My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now I *never* see her!

    I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her!

    I jumped in a cab and said to the driver: “Take me where I can get laid!”. He took me to *my* house!

    My wife said she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt . . . so I put it in 3 times and punched her!

    Last night my wife met me at the front door wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming *home*.

    My wife always wants to talk to me during sex. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

    BADA BING, BADA BOOM!!

    (Miss ya, Rodney!)

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