This was just too precious not to post about. The Connecticut Post has a story of a man claiming to be Jesus Christ who walked into police headquarters in Shelton, announced his status as the Son of God, and proceeded to lead officers back out to his car to show them the 16 bags of crack cocaine therein. He then declared that the officers would earn “salvation” by arresting him, which they did. “By arresting him, he said we passed the test and had been saved,” said Detective Sgt. Michael Madden, police spokesman.
I always thought Jesus was peddling mind altering substances, but I would never in a million years have thought it would be crack cocaine.