Jesus Christ asks cops to bust him for drug posession.

This was just too precious not to post about. The Connecticut Post has a story of a man claiming to be Jesus Christ who walked into police headquarters in Shelton, announced his status as the Son of God, and proceeded to lead officers back out to his car to show them the 16 bags of crack cocaine therein. He then declared that the officers would earn “salvation” by arresting him, which they did. “By arresting him, he said we passed the test and had been saved,” said Detective Sgt. Michael Madden, police spokesman.

I always thought Jesus was peddling mind altering substances, but I would never in a million years have thought it would be crack cocaine.

3 thoughts on “Jesus Christ asks cops to bust him for drug posession.

  1. Matt. 24: 23-27
    23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
    24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
    25 Behold, I have told you before.
    26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
    27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

    Just because some crack head claims to be Christ doesnt mean he is. Because he is not. there is only one as the passage above states
    keep that in mind before you go thinking that CHristians are pot heads or somthing

  2. I guess I don’t have the Believe it or Not edition of the bible which kind of sucks…

    Job was especially hirsute and considered to be a werewolf in many of the small towns he traveled to. Believe it or not.

    Once when Jesus was asked to heal a blind man he lay hands on him and made him deaf to boot. Believe it or not.

    The “virgin” Mary had an exceptionally loose definition of the word chaste and was known as ‘five fingered Mary’ before the birth of her son. Believe it or not.

  3. Just because some crack head claims to be Christ doesnt mean he is. Because he is not. there is only one as the passage above states

    And how do you know that he wasn’t Christ returned? Perhaps he came back and was so distraught with what he found that he turned to drugs to try and blot out the horror of it all.

    keep that in mind before you go thinking that CHristians are pot heads or somthing

    I would never confuse Christians with pot heads. I fear pot heads a lot less than I do most Christians.

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