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The Big Wha??? And when I say “just don’t get” I mean you don’t understand what the big fucking deal is? You know the sort I’m talking about: Everyone you know has seen it and thinks it’s the most incredible/deeply philosophical/emotionally moving/amazingly subtle story they’ve ever seen. Then you watch it and all you . . . → Read More: What popular movies do you just don’t get? We all get used to things working a particular way so it’s sometimes easy to forget the alternatives when things suddenly stop working. Take powered door locks on cars. How the hell did we ever unlock our car doors before we had that handy invention: A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked . . . → Read More: Those newfangled manual door locks are a bitch! You see this picture to the left? You’re going to think it’s an April Fool’s joke, but it’s not. That’s a real product you can buy that’ll make it look like your baby is bursting through your chest like those monsters from the Aliens movies. It’s called a Peekaru Original Fleece Baby Carrier Cover: Let . . . → Read More: The Peekaru will make you look like an extra from “Aliens.” I’m on mornings the rest of this week as one of my coworkers is off to Idaho for training. So after a busy start (it seems the mornings are always a little wild around here) I sat down with my first cup of coffee and Fark.com on my browser and I came across an entry . . . → Read More: Yet another sign that I’m clueless about fashions. Sometimes you have to laugh at the antics of some Christians, particularly the Catholics who have a long tradition of venerating any random thing they can convince themselves has some connection to either Jesus or one of the Saints. From finger joints to burial shrouds there’s a lengthy list of holy relics they cling to . . . → Read More: Crisis in Calcata! Jesus’ foreskin is MISSING! Woke up this morning to an inbox full of crazy, but not your normal garden variety crazy. No I’m talking seriously stupid bullshit crazy. Here’s the opening of the email: From: G SIMS gilsims2@msn.com Subject: RE: RELIGIOUS TRUTH VS. POLITICAL “CORRECTNESS” To: A lot of poor bastards including me. PART I. JESUS CHRIST . . . → Read More: SEB Mailbag: Random religious rantings. You’ve got to wonder just what kind of message they’re trying to teach these kids: A skit at a local Christian youth group meeting had teenage boys taking off some of their clothes, wearing adult diapers, bibs and bonnets and being spoon-fed by girls as they sat in their laps. Some say it’s just crazy, . . . → Read More: This is my kind of Christian Youth Group. Say you’re a committed anti-abortionist and gung-ho support-the-troops-right-or-wrong conservative who’s looking for the ultimate Christmas tree ornament that can demonstrate your two passions in a single decoration. Surely there’s nothing that fits the bill, right? Wrong! The folks at “MissPoppy.com” (tagline:What a trend we have in Jesus™) are offering this clever Soldier Fetus Ornament . . . → Read More: Protect your Christmas tree with a soldier fetus! Bibb substitute teacher disrobes in front of fourth-grade class – macon.com A substitute teacher who worked her first day Wednesday at Bruce Elementary School took off all her clothes from the waist down in front of a class of fourth-graders, according to school officials. “They noticed she started to disrobe,” said Bibb County schools assistant . . . → Read More: Well, that’s one way to keep your student’s attention… AT&T just released a new Terms of Service agreement which has a provision that says they can cancel your service if you say bad things about them: 5.1 Suspension/Termination. Your Service may be suspended or terminated if your payment is past due and such condition continues un-remedied for thirty (30) days. In addition, AT&T may . . . → Read More: Fuck you AT&T. |
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