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The face of black market laundry detergent: Patrick Costanzo. I’m rarely surprised by things people are willing to steal, but I have to admit that I was taken aback by learning that there is apparently a black market for laundry detergent. Specifically, for the Tide brand as thieves are making off with it by the, literal, . . . → Read More: Pssst! Hey buddy! Wanna buy some Tide? Top quality detergent cheap! It takes a lot to surprise me these days and this video surprised the shit out of me. The song itself is not particularly interesting, but the music video will have you wondering just what particular brand of drugs they were taking when they made it. NOTE: This is probably Not Safe For Work because . . . → Read More: Bizarre music video of the moment: Duck Sauce’s Big Bad Wolf. 
I got a refreshing change in the SEB Mailbag the other day. In place of the usual poorly worded, barely coherent ranting I usually find there was a bit of fan mail that contained a Question of Utmost Importance! This is such an unusual occurrence that I thought I should go ahead and answer it here. So . . . → Read More: SEB Mailbag: Dear Unintelligent Mean Illegitimate child. 
I would love for someone to explain to me why the man on the left was executed while the man on the right had his sentenced changed to life in prison. There was all manner of reason for doubt about Troy Davis’ guilt and little to no doubt on Samuel Crowe’s, yet the black . . . → Read More: This is one, of many, reasons I am against the death penalty. 
A thread over on Reddit shows a sign that one drug store felt was necessary to curtail some inappropriate shopping habits:
Seriously, who the fuck does this? In the comments at least one person suggested that the reality is probably that someone got caught trying to steal condoms by opening a package and stuffing . . . → Read More: Drug store puts up sign asking folks not to try on condoms before buying them. 
A good question. Probably not what this Bishop decided to do: Atlanta police spokeswoman Officer Kim Jones told FOX 5 News on Saturday that they had arrested Bishop Alex Williams after allegedly firing a shot for a .38 revolver into the hip of a 13-year-old boy. Police said the unidentified boy threw a rock . . . → Read More: Dumbass kid throws rocks at your car. What would Jesus do? There’s too much serious shit happening in the world right now and I don’t feel like talking about it, so here’s something from the What the Fuck department:
The little, white, mutant man! He haunts my dreams! He want’s to swallow my soul!!! 
The average Arizonian legislator. *NotMeantToBeAFactualStatement. The whole birth certificate horse has been beaten beyond death into a pulpy pile of unrecognizable gore, but that doesn’t mean the Republicans are going to stop whacking at it anytime soon. Over in Arizona they just passed what they’re calling the Birther Bill, which is pretty stupid to . . . → Read More: Arizona’s Birther bill goes from stupid to batshit crazy. 
Bathrooms can be dangerous places. That’s why experts recommend that you should always use the Buddy System when venturing into one. Hence: The Buddy System Urinal. Using this new bathroom innovation ensures that you’ll always be within reach of friend to lend a hand:
It can be dangerous to go alone. Seriously, that’s a . . . → Read More: The Buddy System Urinal. 
Presented without further comment: OK, I lied. I do have an additional comment: That’s the problem with gang bangs. You’ll never know which one of the guys stole your pussy. |
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