SEB Mailbag: Calling you out in a highly profane way edition.

Got this one this morning, but was unable to post it then due to the aforementioned traffic issues:

From: Greg Garcia Subject: Hi Les

So you don’t believe in Jesus…

Hmmm

Do you want to follow a crazy man for just a short amount of time. Or are you just one of those lazy people . . . → Read More: SEB Mailbag: Calling you out in a highly profane way edition.

That Jesus guy is everywhere!

This is a compilation of various news reports on Jesus and/or his mom showing up in random objects:

Couple of things struck me as I watched this. First is the fact that it doesn’t take much for a True Believer™ to declare something as being a miracle. Finding a rock that vaguely resembles Jesus is . . . → Read More: That Jesus guy is everywhere!

Nutcases think Obama is either Hitler or the Antichrist.

You really can’t out-crazy the True Believers™ because they’re not living in the same reality you are. You can get a certain amount of amusement out of pitting them against one another though, as shown in this segment from The Daily Show:

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The Daily Show With . . . → Read More: Nutcases think Obama is either Hitler or the Antichrist.

Iraqi woman orders the rapes of 80 women to make them into suicide bombers.

Here is what unwaivering belief in a paradise in the afterlife can lead someone to do:

A WOMAN suspected of recruiting more than 80 female suicide bombers has confessed to organising their rapes so she could later convince them that martyrdom was the only way to escape the shame.

Samira Jassam, 51, was arrested . . . → Read More: Iraqi woman orders the rapes of 80 women to make them into suicide bombers.

Church gives away free gasoline to “show God’s unconditional love.”

A North Carolina church decided to do unto others by . . . → Read More: Church gives away free gasoline to “show God’s unconditional love.”

Thousands of idiots believe this Preacher can heal them and raise the dead.

Continuing on the topic of delusional True Believers™ brings us to this news item about a Canadian faith healer by the name of Todd Bentley who’s apparently enjoying quite a bit of popularity in Florida. He claims God has given him the power to heal the sick and raise the dead and the overly credulous . . . → Read More: Thousands of idiots believe this Preacher can heal them and raise the dead.

Piss poor Jesus image in slab of granite gets the TBs all excited.

Jesus’ self-portraits have been going downhill for awhile now, but this is just sad. I mean just look at the pathetic excuse for art he’s trying to pass off:

DALLAS (CBS 11 News) ―  Workers at a marble company in Dallas say they have a slab of natural granite that has the image of . . . → Read More: Piss poor Jesus image in slab of granite gets the TBs all excited.

Once again prayer fails to save a young man’s life.

16-year-old Neil Beagley died of heart failure thanks to an untreated urinary tract blockage:

He probably had a congenital condition that constricted his urinary tract where the bladder empties into the urethra, and the condition of his organs indicates that he had multiple blockages during his life, said Dr. Clifford Nelson, deputy state medical examiner . . . → Read More: Once again prayer fails to save a young man’s life.

Man stomps his toddler son to death to “get the demons out.”

Police ID father killed as he beat son to death ‘to get demons out’ – USATODAY.com

The California man killed by police as he calmly beat his 2-year-old son to death Saturday night told motorists who tried to intervene that he had “to get the demons out” of the boy because he was “trash,” the . . . → Read More: Man stomps his toddler son to death to “get the demons out.”

SEB Mailbag: “What do you do with the money?” edition.

Got the following missive today:

From: Angel Eyes browneye_cutiepie@yahoo.com Subject: Oh my….. and you wonder why the world is in this kind of shape!

I would never donate to your site….. talk about a scam!! What do you do with the money??? So you don’t believe in a heaven or hell or God!  When you . . . → Read More: SEB Mailbag: “What do you do with the money?” edition.