Nearly one in seven people worldwide think the world will end this year.

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It’s amazing how stubbornly people will cling to a stupid claim long after it’s been debunked. One example is the myth that the Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world on December 21st of this year. It doesn’t predict any such thing, but no matter how many times its debunked there is still a . . . → Read More: Nearly one in seven people worldwide think the world will end this year.

SEB PSA: You have 3 days until the End of the World. Again.

Harold Camping at 6:01PM Saturday, May 21st, 2011.

Harold Camping at 6:01PM Saturday, May 21st, 2011.

Hey, remember back in May when apocalyptic preacher Harold Camping’s prediction that the world would end on the 21st of that month totally failed to happen?  His excuse at the time was that it was a “spiritual” judgement day and the actual apocalypse — the part with . . . → Read More: SEB PSA: You have 3 days until the End of the World. Again.

Lawsuit over the World Trade Center cross causes outpouring of Christian love.

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Remember way back during the cleanup of the Twin Towers after the 9/11 attacks all the attention that was given to a piece of crossed steel beams that had broken in just such a way and landed in just such another way that they ended up forming a crude cross? You know, the one that . . . → Read More: Lawsuit over the World Trade Center cross causes outpouring of Christian love.

Jesus and Mary Magdalene return to Earth as an Australian couple.

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If you’re still looking for Jesus Christ then perhaps you should plan a trip to Australia:

“Just a little over 2000 years ago, we arrived on the Earth for the first time,” Miller says on his website. “Because of my personal desire and passion for God, as I grew, I recognized . . . → Read More: Jesus and Mary Magdalene return to Earth as an Australian couple.

Harold Camping has unveiled his excuse: The Apocalypse did occur, just not the way we thought it would.

Harold Camping at 6:01PM Saturday, May 21st, 2011.

Harold Camping at 6:01PM Saturday, May 21st, 2011.

We’ve all been waiting with bated breath for Harold Camping to come out of his shell and explain why the rapture didn’t occur last Saturday like he said it would. Will he shift the goal posts as is often the tactic of the overly credulous when . . . → Read More: Harold Camping has unveiled his excuse: The Apocalypse did occur, just not the way we thought it would.

Tattoo of Matthew 19:26 on forehead does little to keep man moral.

With God, all stupid things are possible. Click to embiggen.

Robert Norton Kennedy is a True Believer™ of the highest order. Sure, you may think you’re hot shit because you study your Bible on a daily basis, but how many of you have the dedication to your delusion to tattoo a verse from the Bible on your forehead?

Check it:

With God, all stupid . . . → Read More: Tattoo of Matthew 19:26 on forehead does little to keep man moral.

Overly credulous Russian Orthodox believers hospitalized by drinking “Holy” water.

It seems they’ve having some trouble with the Holy water over in the Russian city of Irkutsk. Some 117 people, including 48 children, have been hospitalized with intestinal pain after consuming water they believed to have been made Holy by mere virtue of the date they drank it on:

Salovarov said 204 people required some . . . → Read More: Overly credulous Russian Orthodox believers hospitalized by drinking “Holy” water.

Feel the True Believer love!

Hoo boy, it’s amazing the kind of uproar that new-fangled Twitter thingy can cause. It seems earlier today the words “No God” became what the Twitterettes call a “Trending Topic” and all hell broke loose. Theists were confused, upset, outraged, and horrified that the phrase “No God” could be the number one trending topic. Meanwhile . . . → Read More: Feel the True Believer love!

Mom pleads guilty, until child resurrects.

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A former religious cult member pleaded guilty Monday to starving her 1-year-old son to death after making an unusual deal with prosecutors: If the child is resurrected, her plea will be withdrawn. Ria Ramkissoon, 22, also agreed to testify against four other members of the now-defunct . . . → Read More: Mom pleads guilty, until child resurrects.

If Heaven is so great why are so many Christians reluctant to go there?

Spend any amount of time talking with a True Believer™ about their religious outlook and eventually they’ll get around to raving about how awesome Heaven will be. Each one will have a slightly different viewpoint on what exactly Heaven will be like, but they all agree it’s the best thing you could ever hope to . . . → Read More: If Heaven is so great why are so many Christians reluctant to go there?