Once again The Onion reveals a painful truth.

It’s easy to forget sometimes that it’s only satire:

Though the reality is that Obama is well aware we’re going to vote for him regardless of how much he dicks us around because the alternative is so much worse.

Part 2 of Literally Unbelievable’s Top Ten Facebook Reactions to The Onion in 2011.

Part 2 of Literally Unbelievable’s Top Ten Facebook Reactions to The Onion in 2011.

In case the first half of the list wasn’t soul crushing enough.

Top Ten Facebook Reactions to the Onion of 2011, Part II

5. “Would the Queen of Paris act like this??”

4. Gained a sun, lost a mind

3. “Of . . . → Read More: Part 2 of Literally Unbelievable’s Top Ten Facebook Reactions to The Onion in 2011.

“Literally Unbelievable” is one of those soul crushing websites that document the gullibility of the average person.

Which is why I both love and hate it. Most of the time it’s highly amusing, but then I stop and realize these people can vote. In fairness, The Onion can sound convincingly real and, at times, oddly prescient, but a lot of these news items are so ridiculous that you’d have to have the . . . → Read More: “Literally Unbelievable” is one of those soul crushing websites that document the gullibility of the average person.

I have a bad feeling this article from The Onion of the future will turn out to be all too true.

Sometimes the folks at The Onion really know how to drive a point home. Take, for example, this news item from Decatur, IL in the year 2083:

Future U.S. History Students: ‘It’s Pretty Embarrassing How Long You Guys Took To Legalize Gay Marriage’ | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

The classroom of 15-year-olds . . . → Read More: I have a bad feeling this article from The Onion of the future will turn out to be all too true.

I’m worried this might be closer to the truth than any of us realize…

The Onion on voter reaction to a Sarah Palin presidential run:

I’m sure the late night talk show hosts would be thrilled with such an outcome, but I really hope we’re not that stupid as a country.

. . . → Read More: I’m worried this might be closer to the truth than any of us realize…

The Onion: “Snowy conditions proving hazardous for nation’s idiots.”

Sadly, I know people like this: Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation’s Idiots

Film at 11…

The Onion can always be counted on to get to the core essence of a news story:

No nonsense news reporting. That’s what makes The Onion America’s Finest News Source.

. . . → Read More: Film at 11…

Is it wrong that I laughed my ass off over this?

This video clip from the folks at The Onion could be considered mean-spirited, but considering the person they’re mocking, I couldn’t help but laugh myself sick:

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck . . . → Read More: Is it wrong that I laughed my ass off over this?

The Onion on Sony’s latest Stupid Piece of Shit.

I love Sony products, but this had me in tears laughing. Lots of NSFW language so put some headphones on or wait till you get home:

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

I so gots to get me one of those.

. . . → Read More: The Onion on Sony’s latest Stupid Piece of Shit.

Apple’s newest Mac as presented by The Onion.

We have several Mac fans here at work and I often harass them about how Apple seems to think a mouse with two buttons is too complicated for its customers. This new laptop is the next logical step:

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard . . . → Read More: Apple’s newest Mac as presented by The Onion.