Tony Perkins has a hissy fit over gay relationships in new “Star Wars” MMO.

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Tony Perkins is the Evangelical head of the conservative Family Research Council and he has a big gay chip on his shoulder. So much so that he can’t handle gay relationships being recognized even in fictional universes:

“In a new Star Wars game, the biggest threat to the empire may be homosexual activists!” Perkins announced during his . . . → Read More: Tony Perkins has a hissy fit over gay relationships in new “Star Wars” MMO.

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

Things don’t go quite as planned at a Disneyland live Jedi Training Academy show when a little girl by the name of Sariah Gallego decides that she would really rather be on Darth Vader’s side:

I know it’s been posted everywhere, but it was too cute not to share.

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“Star Wars” retold by someone who has never seen the movies.

This has been everywhere, but it’s so damn funny I had to share it here as well:

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

The age old Geek Question finally answered: Star Trek vs. Star Wars.

It’s an argument I can recall having in my youth. Who would win in a battle between a star destroyer and the starship Enterprise. Now, using recently discovered documentary footage, the question has finally been answered:

Found over at /Film.

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Bioware and LucasArts annouce “Star Wars: The Old Republic” MMORPG.

When Sony first announced the Star Wars Galaxies MMORPG back in March of 2000 I was really excited at the possibilities only to be really disappointed with the end product. After watching my friend Hairboy play the beta it seemed very much like it was just Everquest redressed with Star Wars graphics. I never did . . . → Read More: Bioware and LucasArts annouce “Star Wars: The Old Republic” MMORPG.

Kids make their own “Star Wars” movie, with help from Dad.

Not impressed with the kids making their own Doctor Who episode? Then how about kids making their own Star Wars movie, with help from Dad of course:

Best part of all? No Jar Jar.

Darth Vader and R2D2 USB hubs reveal the true power of your geekiness.

I’m torn. I’ve had the TARDIS USB hub on my Amazon.com Wish List for ages now, but I’m also drawn to these two hubs modeled after iconic Star Wars characters:

Meet the $68 animatronic Darth Vader and R2D2 USB hubs. Just stuff a USB Princess Leia into Darth’s neck and watch the dark lord’s . . . → Read More: Darth Vader and R2D2 USB hubs reveal the true power of your geekiness.

Dance Off with the “Star Wars” Stars is just wrong…

… but I have a hard time not looking at it like it was some sort of horrible car accident:

Chewbacca and a Jawa dance to Footloose, Princess Leia and Queen Amidala are Girls Just Want to Have Fun, and Darth Vader is a Thriller in Dance Off with the Star Wars Stars, part of . . . → Read More: Dance Off with the “Star Wars” Stars is just wrong…

“Star Wars: The Force Unleashed” won’t have multiplayer on the Xbox 360 or PS3?

That’s what one LucasArts rep is telling the folks at Total Video Games during a recent Q&A. That’s not necessarily surprising as some titles will lose multiplayer before release due to time constraints on the developers, but the reasoning provided was, to put it in a single word, stupid:

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Darth Vader plays the blues.

OK, one more video clip that cracked me up:

Found via Boing Boing.