Satan’s Reply to Pat Robertson

By , on 20 January, 2010

Here’s a letter to the editor in the Minneapolis Star Tribune from “Satan” in response to Pat Robertson’s comments about Haiti making a deal with the devil:

Dear Pat Robertson,

I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean . . . → Read More: Satan’s Reply to Pat Robertson

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Good news everyone! SATAN IS DEAD!

By , on 30 April, 2009

And apparently he’s been dead for some time now as this is from 2006. How did I miss this amazing news?!

Seems we didn’t have to go through that pesky apocalypse thing after all. You really have to wonder why Jesus didn’t do this ages ago.

. . . → Read More: Good news everyone! SATAN IS DEAD!

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The devil made her do it.

By , on 20 March, 2009

The Associated Press: Woman accused of church theft blames Satan

ARLINGTON, Wash. (AP) — A woman accused of taking more than $73,000 from the Arlington church where she was an administrative assistant blames the devil. Papers filed with a theft charge Wednesday in Snohomish County Superior Court say the 62-year-old Arlington woman told detectives “Satan . . . → Read More: The devil made her do it.

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