How this for irony: PETA kills a majority of the pets they take in.

PETA has always bugged the shit out of me and now I have one more reason to be annoyed. For all the talk of protecting animals that they do it turns out that the vast majority of animals they take into custody end up being euthanized:

“The facility does not contain sufficient animal enclosures to routinely house . . . → Read More: How this for irony: PETA kills a majority of the pets they take in.

Lowe’s can kiss my big fat ass.

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I used to be a pretty big fan of Lowe’s despite not being the sort of person who spends a lot of time in hardware stores. A good percentage of my Christmas lights and decorations have been purchased from Lowe’s over the years and on those rare occasions when I did need something hardware . . . → Read More: Lowe’s can kiss my big fat ass.

A collection of post-Christmas tweets that will leave you despairing for the human race.

Click to embiggen if you can handle whiny, entitled morons.

There are some folks in this would that you just can’t make happy no matter what you do for them or what you give them. Take, for example, this bunch of numbnuts bitching about not getting an iPhone, iPad, or car for Christmas:

Click to embiggen if you can handle whiny, entitled morons.

I . . . → Read More: A collection of post-Christmas tweets that will leave you despairing for the human race.

SEB Mailbag: Be happy I don’t tell everyone what a fake you are edition.

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Got the following epistle this evening:

From: Ben Z <lbwbap@yahoo.com>

Subject: Horos vc. Jesus

You Sir are an Idiot:

Be happy that I do not  send this answer into your blog:

You made a 100% copy of

http://creativecounterpart.wordpress.com/2008/01/10/ending-the-myths-of-horus-jesus/

you are a fake!

Be

I love the fact that this guy is so smart he can’t . . . → Read More: SEB Mailbag: Be happy I don’t tell everyone what a fake you are edition.

I am in a bit of a blogging malaise right now.

Which is why I’ve been posting things in spurts with several days between activity. It’s not that there aren’t things to write about happening in the world, it’s largely that I’ve not had the energy to rant about them because I feel like I’ve ranted about them all before. So days pass as I search . . . → Read More: I am in a bit of a blogging malaise right now.

It’s a special kind of asshole who takes up two handicapped parking spaces…

Member of the planning board and noted asshat, Joseph Mora.

Constable and noted asshat, Joseph Mora.

… when he’s not handicapped himself and then when he’s confronted by an actual handicapped person he flashes a fake badge and assaults the poor guy. The cherry on top of this pile of shit? When said asshole is a constable and a member of the local planning . . . → Read More: It’s a special kind of asshole who takes up two handicapped parking spaces…

If you buy organic water you’re a fucking idiot.

Bullshit in a bottle.

Bullshit in a bottle.

Sometimes I despair over the huge number of people who have no ethical issues with latching onto the latest buzzword to try and scam people with bullshit products. It doesn’t help that the general public is aware of said buzzwords, but doesn’t generally understand what they really mean.

Take the word “organic.” . . . → Read More: If you buy organic water you’re a fucking idiot.

SEB Pro Tip: Don’t use your Facebook profile to solicit for a hit man.

Pic of Charlie Brown.

I'm right there with you on that one, Chuck.

It says something about the depths of human stupidity that I can still be surprised by the depths of some people’s stupidity. Take, for example, the Philadelphia woman who decided that she’d had enough of her ex-boyfriend (and father of her child) and decided to do something . . . → Read More: SEB Pro Tip: Don’t use your Facebook profile to solicit for a hit man.

If I lived in Tennessee I’d be in jail because of SEB.

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Apparently Tennessee is full of pansy-assed pussies that can’t handle having their delicate sensibilities offended:

A new Tennessee law makes it a crime to “transmit or display an image” online that is likely to “frighten, intimidate or cause emotional distress” to someone who sees it. Violations can get you almost a year in jail time . . . → Read More: If I lived in Tennessee I’d be in jail because of SEB.

Man threatens host of kid’s birthday party with a gun.

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I generally don’t have a problem with gun ownership — most gun owners seem to be responsible and considerate — but this guy isn’t one of those people:

According to a police affidavit, Hayes became upset and began yelling at the victim because “Y’all didn’t save my kids no damn ice cream and cake.”

Hayes . . . → Read More: Man threatens host of kid’s birthday party with a gun.