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This is a compilation of various news reports on Jesus and/or his mom showing up in random objects: Couple of things struck me as I watched this. First is the fact that it doesn’t take much for a True Believer™ to declare something as being a miracle. Finding a rock that vaguely resembles Jesus is . . . → Read More: That Jesus guy is everywhere! Jesus’ mom has decided to make an appearance in a lump of ice under the hitch of some yokel’s mobile home. As is par for the course when this happens a lot of very credulous people are making a big deal out of it: “This is unbelievable,” the 24-year-old Gonzalez says. “This is something . . . → Read More: Man sees Virgin Mary in a very phallic lump of ice. Apparently Heaven must be boring as Jesus has grabbed his mother and moved into the lava lamp of John Smith of Sydney, Australia. Naturally Mr. Smith is billing this as some sort of miracle: “This is a true, tangible miracle that is not just an optical illusion. It is visible in all directions and permanently . . . → Read More: Jesus and his Mom set up shop in man’s lava lamp. First the Virgin Mary shows up in a water stain on a sidewalk and then Jesus shows up in some stucco. It’s a Christmas Miracle!!! Crowds got so big at the sidewalk location that police had to show up and tell people to stay out of the damned road so residents could get to their . . . → Read More: Jesus and his Mom put in joint appearances in Phoenix. He’s at it again. Ever the attention whore Jesus has decided to show up on a South Florida man’s toast: Troy Eckonen was eating breakfast at Mack’s Cafe in Pompano Beach last Tuesday when he spotted Jesus’ face on his last piece of French toast. After studying the toast Eckonen says he and friends also . . . → Read More: Jesus. He’s what’s for breakfast. It seems the Virgin Mary is at it again this time showing up in a hospital window: Thousands of people have flocked to Mercy Medical Center to see the image since a patient first reported seeing it at about 11 a.m. Tuesday, said Mark Fulco, senior vice president for strategy and marketing at the hospital. . . . → Read More: Jesus’ mom shows up in Hospital window. Jesus’ self-portraits have been going downhill for awhile now, but this is just sad. I mean just look at the pathetic excuse for art he’s trying to pass off: DALLAS (CBS 11 News) ― Workers at a marble company in Dallas say they have a slab of natural granite that has the image of . . . → Read More: Piss poor Jesus image in slab of granite gets the TBs all excited. So what do you see in the tree to the left here? Maybe Jesus? His virgin mom? Maybe a saint? A big bunny rabbit? Can’t decide? Don’t feel too bad because these people couldn’t decide either, but whatever it is they’re sure it’s divine and enough to get them into the newspaper. They were half . . . → Read More: Worst. Pareidolia. Ever. SEB regular Lordklegg sends along a link to a satirical news item about an atheist who sees an image of the big bang in a piece of toast. It’s damned amusing, but my favorite bit has to be this one: Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by . . . → Read More: How come you never see this sort of news story? The overly credulous are finding Jesus in a tree again. Which I suppose is normal considering that he was once nailed to one: MyFox Colorado | Jesus Image Found in Tree Log A Bensalem, Pa., furniture maker says he’s found a holy item and he’s been taking care of it religiously. Craig O’Connor has a . . . → Read More: Jesus shows up in a tree log needing a haircut. |
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