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Looks more like Mohammad to me. Click to embiggen. So here we go again with Jesus showing up in a random inanimate object. This time it’s a receipt for Walmart which Jacob Simmons and Gentry Lee Sutherland just happened to notice appeared to have a face on it after being tossed on the floor . . . → Read More: Bored with trees, telephone poles, and tacos, Jesus shows up on Walmart receipt. 
He photosynthesized for your sins… What do you see when you look at the picture on the right? I see a telephone pole being slowly choked to death by Kudzu, a particularly troublesome plant native to Japan and China that has been clogging up the American South since 1876. But if you’re Kent Hardison . . . → Read More: Look! It’s a pole! It’s a plant! IT’S JESUS CHRIST! 
Josh Mather feels he’s had a miracle occur in his life. He and his brother used to own a sports bar, but they had to close it down due to the bad economy. They ended up storing some of the cooking utensils in a garage and promptly forgot about them until the day before this . . . → Read More: Jesus and his Mom team up for appearance on pizza pan. 
That Jesus fellow is very busy, but never so busy that he can’t appear in some random object:
The bearded wonder in all his glory. MCLEAN, Va. — The Norton family says an image of Jesus is engraved in a tree in their front yard, right where a limb once was. “I noticed the . . . → Read More: Jesus takes time out from destroying Japan to show up in a tree. 
… I’m beginning to suspect that weathermen are doing this sort of thing on purpose:
Is that a major snowstorm or are you just REALLY happy to see me? I especially love the fact that whoever snapped this pic of the screen managed to find the one moment where it looks like he’s rubbing . . . → Read More: Speaking of seeing things that aren’t really there… 
Usually when making public appearances these two tend to go solo, but this time they decided to team up for the ultimate venue: a tortilla! A Starr County family is wondering if a miracle took place in their kitchen on Tuesday afternoon. Short answer: No. Melinda Solis told Action 4 News that she was warming . . . → Read More: Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus team up for appearance on tortilla. 
When someone puts forth something silly as proof of the existence of God I usually just roll my eyes and continue on my way. Usually, but not this time.
It only has "eyes" for you. Get it? I was shopping one day, and bought a large bag of potatoes, and usually they are oval . . . → Read More: Man considers heart-shaped potato to be a sign from God. I’m sure this is totally innocent and not an attempt by someone at the news station involved pulling an on-air prank. I can totally see how no one would see how anyone could possibly construe it to be an image of a giant phallus. Totally.
And, yes, it’s totally in-dick-ative that I . . . → Read More: Is that a giant dick or are you just forecasting the weather? Pareidolia comes in all shapes and sizes and mediums including, apparently, bird shit. A gentleman by the name of Salvador Pachuca down in Byran, Texas was about to wash his truck when he spotted the bird shit on the side mirror and thought that it resembled the Virgin Mary. His immediate reaction as a good . . . → Read More: Holy shit! Virgin Mary shows up in bird crap! It might look a little bit like this: I dunno, but I think I’ll stick with the old-fashioned hospitals were they use real medicine. Found via Bad Astronomy who notes that sometimes simple mockery makes the strongest point. Update: Apparently That Mitchell and Webb Look is a series that takes on all sorts of topics . . . → Read More: What if homeopathic medicine were the standard at a hospital? |
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