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It’s been four centuries since the Catholic church persecuted Galileo for his theory that the Earth revolved around the Sun only to later admit that the evidence backed him up. Heliocentrism is the official stance of the Church today. But there’s a group of Catholics out there that still think Galileo was wrong and the . . . → Read More: There’s still a few Catholics out there who think the Earth is the center of the Universe. 
God makes a lot of questionable demands of his followers. Demands like, “Hey, take your kid up on the mountain and sacrifice him to me!” Or “Hey, strip down to your trunks and swim to Liberty Island!” The latter order was given to an unnamed 29-year-old man in New York city who ended up having . . . → Read More: Too Much Faith Will Make You Crazy: God told me to swim edition. 
Click to embiggen! If you’re still looking for Jesus Christ then perhaps you should plan a trip to Australia: “Just a little over 2000 years ago, we arrived on the Earth for the first time,” Miller says on his website. “Because of my personal desire and passion for God, as I grew, I recognized . . . → Read More: Jesus and Mary Magdalene return to Earth as an Australian couple. 
We're going to be very upset come May 22nd! If you’ve been an SEB regular for awhile then you may recall back in January of last year when I wrote about Christian nutcase Harold Camping and his prediction that the rapture would occur on May 21st, 2011. For those of you without calendars, that’s . . . → Read More: SEB PSA: You have 12 days till the End of the World. 
True Believers will do some crazy things to try and prove to an atheist that God is real. For example, during a recent “Ask an Atheist” event at Virginia Tech freshman student Alexander M. Huppert thought he had come up with an irrefrutable argument that God does exist: Witnesses said Huppert stood near the table . . . → Read More: Too Much Faith Will Make You Crazy: Stabbing yourself in the hand edition. No idea if too much religion or just too many drugs are to blame for this incident so I’ll let it speak for itself: UNION, N.J. — A man who claimed he was seeking the “portal to hell” repeatedly stabbed two women early Friday after they noticed misplaced items in their backyard and opened the . . . → Read More: Man looking for a “portal to hell” stabs a couple of old ladies in New Jersey. 
When someone puts forth something silly as proof of the existence of God I usually just roll my eyes and continue on my way. Usually, but not this time.
It only has "eyes" for you. Get it? I was shopping one day, and bought a large bag of potatoes, and usually they are oval . . . → Read More: Man considers heart-shaped potato to be a sign from God. Here’s what passes for satire with the Tea Bagger Party crowd as written by failed Republican candidate for Washington’s third district, David Hendrick:
They're coming to ruin your Christmas! Aiiiieeeeee! The Liberal Clause takes place in the small town of Camas, WA where, for as long as anyone can remember, the children have . . . → Read More: Gather round kids! It’s Tea Party Story Time! As long as we’re talking about True Believers™ making predictions about the end of the world according to the Bible we can’t forget the folks who make Harold Camping look like a rank amateur when it comes to being wrong: The True Bible Code and Lord’s Witnesses. The last time we visited with them was . . . → Read More: True Bible Decoders are up to over 200+ wrong guesses about the end of the world. Remember the entry I wrote back in January of this year about 88-year-old nutcase Harold Camping and his prediction that Jesus would return on May 21st of 2011? I mentioned that he had made an earlier prediction of the same sort for 1994 which, if you’ve been paying attention, didn’t come to pass. I also . . . → Read More: Too Much Faith Will Make You Crazy: End of the World edition revisited. |
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