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Looks more like Mohammad to me. Click to embiggen. So here we go again with Jesus showing up in a random inanimate object. This time it’s a receipt for Walmart which Jacob Simmons and Gentry Lee Sutherland just happened to notice appeared to have a face on it after being tossed on the floor . . . → Read More: Bored with trees, telephone poles, and tacos, Jesus shows up on Walmart receipt. 
He photosynthesized for your sins… What do you see when you look at the picture on the right? I see a telephone pole being slowly choked to death by Kudzu, a particularly troublesome plant native to Japan and China that has been clogging up the American South since 1876. But if you’re Kent Hardison . . . → Read More: Look! It’s a pole! It’s a plant! IT’S JESUS CHRIST! As long as we’re talking about True Believers™ making predictions about the end of the world according to the Bible we can’t forget the folks who make Harold Camping look like a rank amateur when it comes to being wrong: The True Bible Code and Lord’s Witnesses. The last time we visited with them was . . . → Read More: True Bible Decoders are up to over 200+ wrong guesses about the end of the world.
Jesus knows where your thumb has been! It’s been awhile since we’ve had any stories about images of Jesus showing up in odd places so here’s two such stories to make up for it. First, Jesus took the time to freak out an 8th-grader: Austin Coleman says he found Jesus on his thumbprint. He . . . → Read More: Now he’s just showing off: Jesus found in fingerprint and lung X-ray. I present the following epistle without comment: From: Donald Sikinger <yuo4yuo4@yahoo.com> Subject: Hi there, my name is Don and your place sucks as it is way too confusing. Hi there, my name is Don and your place sucks as it is way too confusing. les@stupidevilbastard.com I’m still trying to figure out what exactly do you . . . → Read More: SEB Mailbag: Hi, my name is Don. I’m a moron. JoAnna Caldwell of Jacksonville, Illinois has the solution to her town’s unemployment problem. She got a handful of people together and prayed for God to make it all better: “I was laying in bed and I heard God say, ‘Go pray in the plaza,’” Caldwell said. “So I figured I’d get people out here with . . . → Read More: Illinois woman prays God will bring jobs to her town. We last checked in with the The True Bible Code and Lord’s Witnesses people almost a year ago at the start of December 2008. At that point they were on guess number 126 that New York would be hit with a terrorist attack of some sort. Now they’re up to guess number 172: There . . . → Read More: After 3 years and 171 wrong guesses the True Bible Decoders are still at it. We last check in with the nutcases at the The True Bible Code and Lord’s Witnesses website back on May 15, 2008. They were up to failed prediction number seventy at the time and predicting that a terrorist attack would strike New York City on either the weekend of the 23rd or 27th of that . . . → Read More: The True Bible Decoder whack jobs are still at it. That’s what the folks over at IO9 are saying about it. Note, the following discussion pretty much spoils the whole movie so if you think you might want to see it then don’t read any further. I’ll put it below the fold just in case. M. Night Shyamalan’s critically-panned flick The Happening is Hollywood’s . . . → Read More: “The Happening” an IDiot movie in disguise? Did you know that ghosts can’t penetrate glass, cork, or wax seals? I was surprised to learn as much myself, but it must be true because some folks out there are selling Ghost Bottles that they claim contains one ghost of random temperament: Each Ghost is captured from a reported haunted establishment, (house, hotel, ship, . . . → Read More: Making money off the credulous: The Ghost Bottle. |
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