First the Virgin Mary shows up in a water stain on a sidewalk and then Jesus shows up in some stucco. It’s a Christmas Miracle!!! Crowds got so big at the sidewalk location that police had to show up and tell people to stay out of the damned road so residents could get to their . . . → Read More: Jesus and his Mom put in joint appearances in Phoenix.
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For good old schlock and cheeze you can’t do much better than when some Christians decide it’s time to try and subvert some aspect of pop culture. The following video is a couple of years old (it was uploaded to YouTube in 2006), but its awfulness is not diminished by time. It tells the story . . . → Read More: Jesus ruins Christmas in “The Night Jesus met Santa Claus.” He’s at it again. Ever the attention whore Jesus has decided to show up on a South Florida man’s toast: Troy Eckonen was eating breakfast at Mack’s Cafe in Pompano Beach last Tuesday when he spotted Jesus’ face on his last piece of French toast. After studying the toast Eckonen says he and friends also . . . → Read More: Jesus. He’s what’s for breakfast. … my good friend JethricOne, who is a moderate Christian himself, sent me the following email last night: At [my daughter’s] confirmation class this evening, she drew a picture of an anime Jesus for an assignment. When she told me, I couldn’t resist thinking about the song “Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts . . . → Read More: Proving once again that many Christians have a healthy sense of humor… Imagine for a moment that there’s a third candidate running for President this fall: Jesus. How would a John McCain style attack ad against that legendary figure look? Surprisingly familiar actually… I lol’ed! Sent in by SEB reader Craig. Jesus’ self-portraits have been going downhill for awhile now, but this is just sad. I mean just look at the pathetic excuse for art he’s trying to pass off: DALLAS (CBS 11 News) ― Workers at a marble company in Dallas say they have a slab of natural granite that has the image of . . . → Read More: Piss poor Jesus image in slab of granite gets the TBs all excited. Apparently worried that Evangelical Christians were hogging the Creationist Wackadoo spotlight too much, a Muslim creationist by the name of Harun Yahya is pushing books touting the Islamic version of creationism to various scientists and academics around the world. He’s also predicting that Jesus will return “really soon now”, but it not as a Christian: . . . → Read More: Jesus to return in 20 to 25 years, but as a Muslim. You can’t make this shit up: Calif. mine owner wants to build world’s tallest statue of Jesus | ScrippsNews Ted Arman has big plans for his Iron Mountain Mine and the acidic water that seeps from the federal Superfund site. They include a return to mineral mining at the location nine miles northwest of Redding, . . . → Read More: Man plans to turn a Superfund mine site into an Eden with a 200 foot tall Jesus on top. Last September I wrote an entry on the passing of Pastor D. James Kennedy in which I expressed my lack of remorse over his death. He was yet another in a long line of Christians who would tear down the Wall of Separation and turn this country into a theocracy if he had the chance. . . . → Read More: SEB Mailbag: The You-Don’t-Know-God’s-Love edition. This was simply too amusing not to share: Sent in by SEB regular Brooks. |
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