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Seriously, you’ve got to know how to make it unambiguously clear to people. Speak to them in a fashion they will clearly understand. Though I’m willing to bet that as soon as he’s dead the True Believers™ would still find a way to “interpret” this message to mean what they want it to. . . . → Read More: This is the approach Jesus should have taken… It’s funny, because it’s true:
Looks more like Mohammad to me. Click to embiggen. So here we go again with Jesus showing up in a random inanimate object. This time it’s a receipt for Walmart which Jacob Simmons and Gentry Lee Sutherland just happened to notice appeared to have a face on it after being tossed on the floor . . . → Read More: Bored with trees, telephone poles, and tacos, Jesus shows up on Walmart receipt. 
The longest running thread (in terms of comments) on SEB is the A Christian Asks thread, started by DOF, which as of this writing is topping out at 949 comments. Near the end, the pastor who participated in much of the thread finally gave up trying to understand why Christians are often seen as the . . . → Read More: Christians are the bad guys? This retired minister gets it. 
Click to embiggen! If you’re still looking for Jesus Christ then perhaps you should plan a trip to Australia: “Just a little over 2000 years ago, we arrived on the Earth for the first time,” Miller says on his website. “Because of my personal desire and passion for God, as I grew, I recognized . . . → Read More: Jesus and Mary Magdalene return to Earth as an Australian couple. 
That Jesus fellow is very busy, but never so busy that he can’t appear in some random object:
The bearded wonder in all his glory. MCLEAN, Va. — The Norton family says an image of Jesus is engraved in a tree in their front yard, right where a limb once was. “I noticed the . . . → Read More: Jesus takes time out from destroying Japan to show up in a tree. Man, you just can’t take Jesus anywhere any more. First he bites the living shit out of a dude and has to be shot by police. Then he comes back as a 59-year-old woman and makes an ass of himself when called upon to serve jury duty: BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) — Court officials say a . . . → Read More: Jesus Christ booted from jury pool for acting like an asshole. Being the messiah can be tough. In fact it can drive you a little crazy: Police said they were called to the 5800 block of Ridgeway Avenue in the Twinbrook area at about 6:20 p.m. That’s where they found a 38-year-old man with bite wounds and cuts to his arms, and puncture wounds to his . . . → Read More: Jesus goes nuts, attacks a man, is shot and killed by police. … whenever he tries these days everyone complains that it’s not what they had expected: |
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