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No wait, that’s not right. It’s Jesus made of sticks. Or rather in some branches. Just take a look at the picture over on the right and then read this snippet from the news item: CRYSTAL CITY — Consuelo Sanchez guided her 63-year-old mother, Olga, across the street, pointing to a tree near a fence . . . → Read More: True Believers™ in Texas find Jesus on a stick. More weirdness from the Christians-with-too-much-time-on-their-hands-and-an-overactive-imagination department. Seems a UK artist has created bronze statue of an angry Jesus brandishing a whip which he calls Cleansing of the Temple for its depiction of a pissed off Jesus laying the smack down on the money changers. All it took was one nut case to turn it into . . . → Read More: True Believers™ flock to statue of angry Jesus with sparks in his eyes. Take a close look at the picture to the right—click it for a bigger version—what do you see in it? If you’re 84-year-old Antonia “Toni” Filipertis then what you see is an image of Jesus’ mother. Toni does one better than the last grandmother we talked about who saw images of the Virgin Mary in . . . → Read More: Another grandmother sees the Virgin Mary in a tree. Take a good look at this picture of a turtle: What do you see? If you’re 81-year-old Shirley McVane of south suburban Burbank you see an image of the Virgin Mary in the underside of the turtle’s shell. That’s what she claims to see anyway: “I told some of my friends, you know, ‘I got . . . → Read More: Now this is just getting sad and pathetic… Are you jealous of all those other people who manage to find images of Jesus Christ in all manner of everyday objects ranging from water stains and trees to their french toast breakfast? Well now you can find the image of Jesus on everything you cook just by using the amazing new Jesus Pan! For . . . → Read More: Put the image of Jesus on your own food with the amazing Jesus Pan! Bet you never saw this one coming, eh? DURBUN: A Hindu woman has said she is Jesus Christ and claims to have the “stigmata of Jesus” on her palms, feet and stomach, as well as the power to heal the sick. Katherine Jhawarelall, 35, who has a degree in criminology, said that she was born . . . → Read More: Jesus has returned and he’s a 35 year-old Hindu woman now. The True Believers™ are once again crowding around in public for a chance to stare at yet another inanimate object that they think they see the face of Jesus in. This time it’s a tree in front of a company in Rochester, NY that will eventually be the focus of claims of spontaneous healing and . . . → Read More: Jesus takes a nap in a tree. Religious people bug him for autographs. I know it’s Les’ and not my usual post subject (I’m actually still trying to figure out what my usual post subjects are) but I wanted to pass on this recent Jesus sighting. It’s a Google map of his image or at least it seems to be an actual result of light and shadow and . . . → Read More: He’s A Real “Down To Earth” Kind Of Guy Jesus must be a bit of a pervert as his latest appearance is as a water stain in a Pittsburgh, PA bathroom where he stares directly at the tub and whoever’s in it. Now the owner of the tub hopes to skip the whole hordes-of-people-come-to-stare-and-claim-miracles bit and get right to the cashing-in-on-it bit by offering . . . → Read More: Jesus Christ shows up in man’s bathroom. Man tries to auction him on eBay. Apparently unable to get booking on a local tree or bagel, Jesus has had to resort to making his latest appearance on a Fort Worth, Texas apartment building window and the religious nutjobs are already out in full force to claim all manner of miracles: As word spreads about the image, people are flocking to . . . → Read More: Jesus makes in appearance in apartment window. |
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